Why won't Dave share his Titanic Story? What's he hiding?

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  1. Just Peachy

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    We all know David has greasy maggot hair and lives in squalor with pink lights, but why don't we know about his Titanic story? Why can't he entertain us like he used to? Why has he becoming boring and redundant, much like Schmoopy???


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    I can't hate @Daveindiego. He's so pathetic that I can only feel sorry for him at this point. I hope his neighbors let him use his grill tonight.
     
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    o_O:yippee:

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    More seamen jokes.
     
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    That was a tough night for Dave... he lost a lot of good men out there.
     
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    I knew the fucker was old, but he was on the Titanic? He prolly dressed in a nightgown and with his "rock star" hair, they let him on a boat with the women and kids.
     
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    Balls
     
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    I don't get this joke, and to be honest, I really can't see where it could be funny. Sorry. :dontknow:
     
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    Dave worked on the movie Titanic supposedly. No joke.
     
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    David is once again absent from this conversation. This thread is sinking, thanks a lot David. :no:
     
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    Dave really "hung you out to dry" on this one, Peachy :sarcastic:
     
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    Dave on set, before his hair was silver.
     
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    Dave getting killed ITT :backlol:
     
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    Don't worry... I got back at him. :p
     
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    Really?

    I wonder if he taught Kate how to swing the ax like a girl. :bigthink
     
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    Gator What?

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    Dave does not like me but he can't remember why :dontknow:
     
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    :eek::console:
     
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