Why won't Howard allow Robin to cook for him?

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  1. Ruffypup

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    Would you want some fucking moron with hands that regularly wipe a gaping twat to touch your food?
     
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    The dipshit might think he'll catch cancer.
     
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    Haha he's not touching that shit with a 10 ft pole. He couldn't even be polite when he said no way.
     
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    Even though Howard has caused his show to become complete shit, he still knows that discussions of cooking and recipes on the radio is entirely boring.
     
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    Wish he would've had that insight about on-air kitty giveaways.
     
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    Knowing her for over 20 years, he knows she did shit when it came to that book.
     
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    If robin lets her cat cook then count beth and howard in

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    Probably true, Howard is beyond a hypercondriac :facepalm:
     
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    :secret:they're known to poison massa's pot...
     
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    Q:Why won't howard let robin cook for him?

    A: He is perfectly capable of counting out 6 cashews all by himself, like a big boy.
     
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    Howard has hugged her. He knows what she smells like. He's aware of how hygienic she is or isn't. I wouldn't want her touching my food either.
     
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    it's a question of hygiene, nothing more or less
     
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    He has so many slaves, why does he need another?
     
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    The Wig doesn't like purging in strange crappers.
     
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    He already has a cook...

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    She said on the Wrap Up Show that she was going to have her co-writer "chef" make the food, so she was just looking for a way to hijack more airtime for her stupid fucking book.