why wont howard just come out and admit he dyes his wigs?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Honestly Howards hair would be a non issue

    If from day one he would have let it go thin and grey

    I mean he made millions talking about his mico cock..

    He truly looks like a monster. And most would prop him

    for doing so much with so little....most


    Its the 2000 teens no one gives a shit about bald men
     
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    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    He actually likes the negative attention? :dontknow:
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Seems pretty defensive every time he is called out so
    Don't think thats it
     
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    balloon knot Well-Known Member

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    he's bought into an "image". and what an image that is

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    His eye glasses are filthy as fuck to boot
     
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    [video=youtube;lSzw5XyVQfY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSzw5XyVQfY[/video]
     
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    Notice that Howard no longer talks about his micro penis. Not since his divorce.

    Post-divorce Howard is not self-effacing. He's self-promoting. He's not every man. He's better than every man.

    And you can't be better than every man when you're old, bald and gray.
     
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    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    in fairness this isnt even the slightest bit true..just Monday he was talking about his boy sized package during the gerard butler interview multiple times, then again when he did the monologue about the kid in India who's mom killed him for having a tiny pecker, if anything he dragged it out and dragged it out
     
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    SalsMasterShake Mouthpiece VIP

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    blottomsup Well-Known Member

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    Fair enough. My bad.

    When I stopped listening to the show a few years ago, Howard had not talked about his micro penis for years.

    Carry on.
     
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  12. IlluminatiJones

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    fixed
     
  13. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    Style experts refer to his style as "rock n' roll Jewish grandmother pelican fag". At least according to Esquire.
     
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    he's ready to cautiously party 'Murica......
     
  15. Mike in Houston

    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery. VIP

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    He should just come out and say he is gay.
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    His head is fucking deformed!
     
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    I doubt he dyes his wig. I'm sure he gets 'em pre-dyed.