Why Won't Howard take a Polygraph?

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  1. shockingmary

    shockingmary New Member Banned User

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    He's a faaaaaag!
     
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    Wigward Hairhat Active Member

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    The guy probably has more skeletons in his closet than Ed Gein.
     
  4. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    every answer would be a lie
     
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    "It's a whole thing, Robin. Don't ask."
     
  6. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I don't think he's gay but I'd really like to know if he questions Beth deep down.
     
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    Why didn't he take the IQ test
     
  8. markluke

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    Because he could never live it down if either of the following happened:

    1) He's proven not to be as smart as he thinks (or wants others to think) he is, and

    2) One of the staffers is shown to be more intelligent than he is.
     
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    This is why I reckon,

    Stern Staff IQ results :


    #1: Scott DePace, Score 122
    #2: Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate, Score 121
    #3: Jason Kaplan, Score 118
    #4: Richard Christy, Score 117
    #5: Ralph Cirella, Score 112
    #6: JD Harmeyer, Score 106
    #7: Sal Governale, Score 102


    #7.1 <---- Howard Stern here


    #8: Jeff the Drunk, Score 89
    #9: High Pitch Eric, Score 66
    #10: Wendy the Retard, Score: 61
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Not going to risk a bad score and put himself in a made fun of situation. Not that he's lower than Sal or JD...no way. Gary probably has a higher IQ and Howard would never live that down or would be able to bust on him.
     
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    Someone might ask about his ratings at Sirius.
     
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    Ed Torian: "While ramming a black strap-on up your butt, has Beth ever called you a nigga?"
     
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    Because he is a habitual liar. He makes up stupid lies too.
     
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    No way he's lower than Sal or JD? Really? I certainly wouldn't bet on him scoring higher. I think it's a pretty even race.
     
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    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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    i bet its mostly because the only people who believe polygraphs are the people who make a living from them.
     
  17. Vettesetter

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    He said since he's the boss he needed everyone there looking at him as the smartest and if he took it, it could ruin that.

    Also, I believe he did take a lie detector test many years ago. It was at the same time Ralph took his. I think it was some kind of bet they had and Ralph would only do it if he did also.