Why would anyone ever, EVER gamble on a slot machine?

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Especially the ones that are digital. MMMM you think those ones are programmed against your favor? :facepalm:

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  2. JJR

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    You think the reel ones were any more favorable? :facepalm:
     
  3. JJR

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    Fact is they have a disclosed, tested, verified, and displayed payout percentage on every machine. Each state implements it differently, but they are square, Hateman. As square as an 18% payout can be.
     
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    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What a weak insult :shit:
     
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    JJR New Member

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    I done shit all over your whole program, HateMAN. Hate dat. :nocoffee:
     
  6. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Craps always pays, so does blackjack
     
  7. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Some people like mindless entertainment.
     
  8. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    The Wheel of Fortune slot machine is good.

    I get excited when I get a chance to spin the wheel. :smile:
     
  9. Bro

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    Poker?
     
  10. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    Won $1200 on that one.
     
  11. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No. Football.
    I have a friend that always makes a few hundred bucks off that machine. He also hit more than a grand once.
     
  12. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Join poker, legend.
     
  13. newcastlefan

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    because machines like me, and i tend to win on the electronic poker machines. nothing big, but enough to come out ahead after a week.
     
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    JWC Well-Known Member

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    I seem to have good luck on Keno machines too.
     
  15. Albert

    Albert New Member

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    i won a grand on a video poker machine once
     
  16. Albert

    Albert New Member

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    we were in vegas last year and my wife won about 600 on the slots...and that's with only an initial 20 bucks....shit just kept winning
     
  17. VarmintSam

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    I miss the old whack jobs sitting at the slots with their rosary in hand praying before every spin :jj: fucking jackoffs
     
  18. Albert

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    and probably playing the nickle slots
     
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    [video=youtube;uB_6CqjLORg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB_6CqjLORg[/video]
     
  20. TonyJax

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    No different then those jerk offs that spend 10 mins buying lottery tickets (they have their filled out cards they play every week) and dump 100 bucks a week on it.

    If they could do a little math they would have some cash in the bank.