Why would anyone fall asleep on a moped?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    :facepalm:

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  2. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    What's that joke about fuckin' fat chicks and mopeds?
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Texting?
     
  4. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    shit thats horrible to see,,ima total klutz on motor bikes,,fell over going 20 mph once on a honda,,,

    road rash all up my leg
     
  5. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    They are both fun to ride but you don't want your friends to know about it.
     
  6. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    There it is.


    My manager likes to use that one.
     
  7. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    He is lucky. :doh:
     
  8. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Yep. Dude ran into an oncoming truck and lived to tell about it.
     
  9. JWC

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    They were popular back in the day. Cheap Trick had them on an album cover.
     
  10. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    'cuz they're tired
     
  11. deverrant

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    The slower you go, the easier it is to fall. Troof.
    So don't beat yourself up.
    Just go faster. :D
     
  12. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Does the rest of the fucking planet not know the rule?..."Don't move the victim, you're gonna cause more injury that way." : oy:
     
  13. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    I thought he was getting him out of the road so he could drive off. :jj:
     
  14. DarkFriday

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    They do that in all the Chinese videos :giggle:
     
  15. DogStar69

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    Narcolepsy.
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I was thinking the same thing! When the guy moved him I'm like Jeezus, what if his back is broken or something??!
     
  17. Jack-A-Roe

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    not sure what the guy thought he would accomplish by lifting him and setting him down 2 feet away
     
  18. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    He's lucky to be alive and in one piece. Had a buddy who fell asleep riding his Harley @ freeway speed, hit a drain in center of hwy, blike flipped and killed him.
     
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    rude awakening
     
  20. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I thought that was a chick. Unless it was a dude with tits and a ponytail on a moped. Which, I guess is possible.

    Maybe that was in California. :c