why would giallette do this?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    fuck you giallette.

    fifty bones for 14 razor blades...

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    and then they leave one of the packs half empty for some inexplicable reason...
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  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    why do they do that?
     
  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Fuck shaving :jj:
     
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  4. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    $1 shave club
     
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    dollar shave club for this guy :mrpeanut:
     
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  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i have a beard but i still shave my neck and above the beard line on my cheeks. :(
     
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    Do you use the 5 blade side or the precision blade on your sack?
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    So one of those razors lasts you like, 5 months?
     
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  9. Harry Gibbs

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    because they know someone will pay their ridiculous price for it anyways, even though the dollar shave club is stealing all their customers.
     
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  11. Harry Gibbs

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    i use this stuff made especially for ball hair removal on my balls. i've posted about it before.
     
  12. larryluncg

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    Best blades ever. That swivel thing is brilliant
     
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    14 cartidges
     
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    You nair your sack? :wtf:
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it's not nair. there was a thread about it that was very well received.
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    works great on my neck.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    They just charge that much because they can, right?
     
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    The first season of SNL has the final word on multi-blade razors
    (NBC wont allow it on youtube anymore)

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    75a: George Carlin / Billy Preston, Janis Ian

    Triple-Trac

    Announcer.....Andrew Duncan
    Caveman.....Al Franken


    [​IMG] [ FADE IN on a caveman on his knees by a river ]

    Announcer (V/O): In the dawn of civilization, long before the Bronze Age, man first began his search for the close shave.

    [ The caveman takes a club and hits himself in the face. DISSOLVE to the announcer speaking to the camera against a black background ]

    Announcer: Since then, man has been ardently striding to design the perfect shaving instrument.

    [ Shots of various razors are shown ]

    Announcer (V/O): From the straight razor, to the safety razor, to the injector system, amd finally the highly acclaimed twinblade cartridge.

    [ The announcer picks up a twinblade and shows it to the camera ]

    Announcer: Almost perfect, yet not quite the superlative groom. Introducing the Triple-Trac.

    [ DISSOLVE to a close-up of the three-bladed Triple-Trac razor ]

    Announcer (V/O): Not just two blades in one system, but three stainless, platinum teflex-coated blades melded together to form one incredible shaving cartridge, easily fitted into your old twinblade holder. Triple-Trac's triple-threat cartridge, with more close shaves than ever before. Here's how it works.

    [ DISSOLVE to a cartoon showing a how the Triple-Trac shaves a whisker ]

    Announcer (V/O): The first blade grabs at the whisker, tugging it away from your face to protect it from the second blade.

    [ The cartoon shows how the Triple-Trac yanks painfully at the whisker ]

    Announcer (V/O): Blade number two catches and digs into the stubble before it has the chance to snap back and injure you, pulling it farther out so that it is now ready for shearing.

    [ The cartoon shows an even more painful whisker-yanking ]

    Announcer (V/O): Triple-Trac's third blade, a finely-honed bonded platinum instrument, cuts cleanly through the whisker at its base, leaving your face as smooth as a billiard ball.

    [ Finally, the cartoon shows the Triple-Trac completely shaving the whisker ]

    [ DISSOLVE back to the announcer against the black background, holding up a Triple-Trac ]

    Announcer: The Triple-Trac. Because you'll believe anything.
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    reading a season 1 snl skit?

    pass.