Why would Howard bring up that his baby wipes are not flushable ?

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    To set up failure for "Shittens" ? :uscratch:
     
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    gd9tsd9tas9sa9 New Member Banned User

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    The baby wipe folks won't pay for plugs anymore
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Howard bringing up that his baby wipes are not flushable encouraged Ritchie to come in and say his were not either.
     
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    why do you thinK?? DUH winning!
     
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    jaw_belize Well-Known Member

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    That's actually very relevant


    Wipes as good as they are will fuck your sewer up


    Especially if you have a septic
     
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    The kind I get are labled flushable.

    :dontknow:
     
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    cuzzin Well Known User

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    I haven't had any issues with flushing wipes so far. No more than two at a time. Throwing them in the garbage sounds kinda gross.
     
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    i have a septic and have been using wipes for about 5 years without problem. they claim to be flushable.
     
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    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    throwing into the garbage sounds very gross. if i wanted to be green about my shitting, i'd go outside and shit in the field next to my house like the wild animals. actually, if it were legal, i'd be all over that.
     
  10. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...not to be a Debbie downer but I have heard the ones labeled flushable do as much damage as any other. don't know why wipes are like that but the key is to come up with a truly safe flushable wipe, not a mitten or a football player wipe. a biodegradable wipe, the person who has that will do well.
     
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    If he's so anal about his asshole, why doesn't he just jump in the shower after taking a shit?
     
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    speaking for myself, i'm too lazy. the shitter i usually shit in is on the first floor and the only shower is on the second.
     
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    Are you using flushable wipes like wiggie?
     
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    They are usually not...no matter what the label says.
    "Flushable"..yeah...sure...they will go down in the toilet when you "flush"....but from there..who knows what they will potentially clog
    up later on down the line.

    Some heavy two-ply toilet papers can be just as bad.

    Much of it depends on the type of system that you are dealing with and sometimes the age of the system(..wear and tear etc.).

    If you use the wet wipes....you are better off tossing them away in the trash rather than flushing them down the drain.

    A good single ply paper should be more than enough for most people..and even the toughest of "wipes".
    If you like the lotion effect...add a dab of lotion to the single ply paper...works just fine.
     
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    There was a piece on the local NY1 news this morning (that Howard sees) about how handi wipes clog up the NYC sewage system
     
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    Winst Well-Known Member VIP

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    That is exactly what he does do....or what he used to do...after doing his do do.
     
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    What's a guy to do(ody)?
     
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    How many cheap terrycloth towels can you buy for the price of a box of shittens?
    [​IMG]
     
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    Ever heard of a bidet? You would think that with all of Howard's money he would have one in every bathroom. He has made fun of Europeans for their hygiene but they are very popular in Europe and their assholes are cleaner.[​IMG]
     
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    Seems like a great thing to have.