Why would I show Mario my penis in order to get with his sister

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  1. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :weird:
     
  2. Super Mario

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    I dont wanna see your penis dude.
     
  3. Super Mario

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    lets start with a face pic.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I'd show my Mom my penis if it meant I could hook up with Mario's BFF :c
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    you asked for a penis pic yesterday :mad:
     
  6. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    your mom has already seen it:facepalm:
     
  7. Super Mario

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    ive evolved since then.
     
  8. Super Mario

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    :jj:

    Do you think his mom ever wonders though what it looks like at 32?
     
  9. Mlaw

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    I've seen your face and your penis and i still wouldn't let you fuck my sister :jj:
     
  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    he would have to be all :chair:
     
  11. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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  12. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    What

    The fuck
     
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    I want you all to myself :hhh:
     
  15. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    good god all mighty :wub:
     
  16. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Why not? :dontknow:
     
  17. Super Mario

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    I really hope I do get some penis pics from this thread though. I usually do not ask for them but always appreciate them When i get them.:eek:
     
  18. GHP

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    Answered your own question
     
  19. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    ill send it to you but you can look, dont touch
     
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    so she can compare it with mario's