why would you ever buy celecxib....they say 4 out 5 people die when taking it

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  1. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Recital polyps

    Lol
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Is a recital polyp something that you get from going to one of your kid's school plays and being forced to sit on their cheap hard chairs for several hours?
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    And what the hell is celecxib? Is it the arthritis drug?
     
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    I pray for ass cancer... Come and get me, you faggot!!!
     
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    So many unanswered questions in this thread.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Its a cancer thread
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Yes...and then you die
     
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    I have neither...btw. I did have to fix this post like 5 times...so I got something, ffs...
     
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    side effects include prolapsed anus, death.....but you will forget what you were depressed about or your money back....
     
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    Some people like a prolapsed anus just fine...they even find it downright hilarious.
     
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    I know a guy who made a movie about it...true story
     
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    Did it end with a broken bottle in the butt? :scared:
     
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    This is why I don't go to recitals.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I have a feeling that those people with prolapsed amuses were just looking for something else to blame it on.
     
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    I'm certain that 5 out of 5 people that take it die.



    Eventually