why you should avoid a shirtless guy in jorts outside of a liquor store

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, May 2, 2014.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    [wshh]wshhE20D3X609x7d9dHo[/wshh]
     
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    Shirtless people in jorts outside liquor stores have nothing to lose. Guy got up and re squared off, though. Props!
     
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    On certain websites they'd be known as savages, and, other than the word Reggie, what language were they speaking?
     
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    i wore jorts to work today
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :lol:
     
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    What's a jort
     
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    classic. I need subtitles tho.
     
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    1 part Jeans + 1 part shorts = "Jorts" AKA Jean Shorts
     
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    There no way Jorts guy and Beet are unrelated.

    [video=youtube;C4m9i-9RksI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4m9i-9RksI[/video]
     
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    curse those lazy europeans

    1000 year plague on this country
     
  11. GivRodnyachance

    GivRodnyachance Overt Racist Banned User

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    How the hell did he get up after that beating? One punch and I would be unconscious. Blacks really do have super human strength and a high threshold for pain.
     
  12. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I soiled my jorts watching that.
     
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    [video=youtube;JhhONcwyabI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhhONcwyabI[/video]
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Meh...not always.

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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Those are "jort jorts".
     
  17. Chibbs

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    Daniel Carver was correct.
     
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    [video=youtube;5xtDPAePcRU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xtDPAePcRU[/video]
     
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    Not true about threshold for pain. In my experience it is a lower threshold. That's why they yell and scream alot to avoid getting hit.
     
  20. Chibbs

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    They also have a tendency to wet themselves when confronted by someone with a firearm who is trained to use it.