Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by fuzzynuts, Dec 11, 2013.
Massive pile up.
I am freezing my fuzzy nuts off here man.
Where were they going in such a hurry?
Laughing at the Dbags that got out of their cars and were standing in the road. Watching them run from cars was funny. Wonder why, since they were outside their cars, they didn't walk back a bit and wave at people to
SLOW THE FUCK DOWN?
Milwaukee's a party. Bunch of boozy yadder-heys behind the Cheddar Curtin.
lets drive fast on icy roads
It has been an absolutely bone chilling week here with weather in the low 70s.
57 here today. I'm not sure I can stand it much longer.
How many times do these fucking imbeciles have to see a car come plowing into the pile of cars before they understand that standing around in among the pile of cars is a really fuckin' stupid idea? Especially considering that these people came upon this same scene and were unable to stop themselves - yet they think all the other drivers will magically be able to stop?
Further proof that the average person is an absolute retard.
snow + all season tires + cell phones + immigrant and women drivers = accidents
After the initial accident, given the visibility, 90% of that should have been avoided.
Fucking dipshit Northerners. It's like when they come down to Georgia where the roads don't get snow. They fuckin' get ice.
The damn Yankees go around saying, "I'm from the north and know how to drive in this!" No, you don't. It's ice. Unless you have chains on those tires, you're fucked.
When it ices here we get our typical fucktards with flipped cars, cars in ditches, wrecks, etc.
It's almost always northerners who state they know how to drive in snow. They always forget it's ice for some reason.
One of my fave stories is from my parents before they had me. They were driving in some bad wintry conditions and spun out on the highway and into a ditch and got stuck. A cop came up and called in a wrecker or whatever and my parents stayed in the cop car.
Someone hit some ice and hit the cop car they were in. No major injuries but a kid in the driver's car went projectile in the car and got dinged up.
From Milwaukee and driving has been my job for the last 18 years. Lots of ass hats on the road that's for sure.
that's rough, it's been in the 80's here. but it does get down into the 70's at night.
I'm a yankee who moved to South Carolina and have the complete opposite observation.
The yankees may say the know how to drive in the snow, and we do, but the rednecks in my neck of the woods think that because they have 4 wheel drive they can do the same speed or a little slower because they have 4 wheel drive. yee haw "I gots me four wheel drive i can go fast on the ice and snow"
The midwest has the dumbest fucking people on earth. They are either driving slow in the passing lane on a clear day, or way too fast for the conditions. Almost always from Minnesota or Wisconsin. And their idea of good pizza is Pizza Hut. Please all of you stay the fuck out of my state and go back where you came from. Fucking morons.
Smoke some more pot
I love it when any major city in the south gets an inch of snow and all businesses and schools close.