Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Billy Brown, May 13, 2015.
Why do we talk like retards when we are alone with infants and dogs?
Alone with infants and dogs?
You talk a lot like a retard, Billy?
The same reason we talk loud and slow at old people even though their hearing is just fine.
I yell, speak fast and sometimes get physical.
Because infants and dogs are basically retards.
Did you really hit an old lady in your store?
that's not what your dog told me..
She's a well known liar.
I say despicable things to poor Gus when we're alone.
see what i did there?
Because their Alpha waves will you to act that way to bring you down to their level so they can laugh at you.