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  1. Billy Brown

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    Why do we talk like retards when we are alone with infants and dogs?
     
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    You talk a lot like a retard, Billy? :munch:
     
  4. Micheal Kenyon

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    The same reason we talk loud and slow at old people even though their hearing is just fine.
     
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    I yell, speak fast and sometimes get physical.
     
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    To yourself?
     
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    Because infants and dogs are basically retards.
     
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    Did you really hit an old lady in your store?
     
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    I don't.
     
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    that's not what your dog told me..
     
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    She's a well known liar.
     
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    I say despicable things to poor Gus when we're alone.
     
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    oh-kay-west-er-berg-er
     
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    I don't.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    see what i did there?
     
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    Because their Alpha waves will you to act that way to bring you down to their level so they can laugh at you.
     
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    :lol: