WICKED STORY!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ryan Lever, May 9, 2016.

  1. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    TRUST ME!!

     
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    Blackened Commitment to Excellence VIP

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    Butt Trumpet Insert vagina flap here. VIP Gold

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    You must be destloyed
     
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  4. Ryan Lever

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    :jj:
     
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    Wicked pissah?
     
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    Tell your sister that it burns when I pee. It's her fault.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I've never listened to more than about 6 seconds of one of his videos.
     
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  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    His upstairs neighbors were fighting, cops were called, he advised the cops the guy above him would try to escape onto his balcony, the cops told him to shut up, then the guy leapt onto Ryan's balcony and destroyed most of his stuff, and the cops went in through Ryan's door with a chainsaw and destroyed everything else.
     
  9. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Total damage was $6.92.
     
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  10. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Pass. Call me when the bed bug queen mounts her revenge.
     
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    Yep...
     
  12. Capn Crud

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    Do that thing where your dentures fall a little bit in your mouth

    That is lulz :jj:
     
  13. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

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    This is such a feel good story.
     
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    MrPPV The Shed Stopper

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    Is he riding a bike in the video?
     
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  16. MrPPV

    MrPPV The Shed Stopper

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    If this were true, why didn't lever videotape all this shit?
     
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    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP

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    He's so out of breath walking and talking and the wind is blowing on the mic and he shoots it vertically. :facepalm:
     
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    You're a regular Jack Lalanne.
     
  19. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam VIP Extreme Gold

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    Lever you should probably sit down and talk next time.
     
  20. Bro

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    I can walk and talk without being out of breath.