WICKED STORY!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ryan Lever, May 9, 2016.

  1. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    TRUST ME!!

     
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  2. Blackened

    Blackened Commitment to Excellence

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  3. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    You must be destloyed
     
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  4. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    :jj:
     
  5. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Wicked pissah?
     
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  6. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Tell your sister that it burns when I pee. It's her fault.
     
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  7. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I've never listened to more than about 6 seconds of one of his videos.
     
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  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    His upstairs neighbors were fighting, cops were called, he advised the cops the guy above him would try to escape onto his balcony, the cops told him to shut up, then the guy leapt onto Ryan's balcony and destroyed most of his stuff, and the cops went in through Ryan's door with a chainsaw and destroyed everything else.
     
  9. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Total damage was $6.92.
     
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  10. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Pass. Call me when the bed bug queen mounts her revenge.
     
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    Yep...
     
  12. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    Do that thing where your dentures fall a little bit in your mouth

    That is lulz :jj:
     
  13. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    This is such a feel good story.
     
  14. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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  15. MrPPV

    MrPPV The Shed Stopper

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    Is he riding a bike in the video?
     
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  16. MrPPV

    MrPPV The Shed Stopper

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    If this were true, why didn't lever videotape all this shit?
     
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  17. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    He's so out of breath walking and talking and the wind is blowing on the mic and he shoots it vertically. :facepalm:
     
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  18. VarmintSam

    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    You're a regular Jack Lalanne.
     
  19. VarmintSam

    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Lever you should probably sit down and talk next time.
     
  20. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    I can walk and talk without being out of breath.