Wierd shit you cook up.

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  1. Mr Vengeance

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    I love to cook, but I'm also lazy when I get home from work and don't feel like making something new.

    If I have a small amount of spaghetti sauce or chili left over I'll throw it in with a jumbo can of Chef-boy-r-dee ravioli. Let that simmer in the crock pot for a couple of hours and man, that's some tasty shit....

    What are your weird food concoctions?
     
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    How many portions do you have?
     
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    Cup of hot water. Single almond. Beautiful soup.
     
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    i cook hard boiled eggs.....cut em in half. Then I thrown some Franks and a hot pepper on it
     
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    1000 to spite Wiggy.
     
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    Sometimes ill eat paper if I'm in a hurry.

    But seriously the most odd thing Ill do is collect every vegetable about to go bad and various left over proteins like grilled chicken, burgers, shrimp, etc. and chop it up then toss it all in a skillet. I add some type of sauce and mix it up with brown rice.

    Cleans out the fridge and my system.
     
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    I kind of do the same thing but make taco filling out of it.
     
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    That sounds vomitous. Why would you braise precooked ravioli?
     
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    Had some leftover spaghetti (no sauce), put some leftover sausage gravy on it and nuked it. Was surprisingly good.
     
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    And hours? It must disintegrate. Why not just throw it all in the blender and sip it through a straw?
     
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    Yea why slow cook ravioli to where it becomes almost like a soup or paste? The ravioli is precooked and so is the chili/sauce... you really need to heat it up for 30 seconds in a skillet or pot.

    Now I'm going to have to try this bullshit and see if its as good as you claim, but ill have to be pretty severely drunk.
     
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    :lunch:
     
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    Fried mashed potatoes, get a skillet nice and hot, butter in the skillet, throw in the leftover mashies, cook until they form a crust, salt/pepper to taste, more butter.
     
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    You need a wife.
     
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    If it's just me eating, I make mashed potatoes and top it with creamed corn.

    That's comfort food to me.
     
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    fried egg on toast
    ketchup
    Kraft singles cheese slice
    jam
    bacon
     
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    Cut up some cold pizza and use it as the main ingredient in a omelet.

    Don't know where I saw that, but it works great.
     
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    I would add ketchup and stir it into a homogeneous mixture
     
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    Speaking of corn based product, fried leftover Grits are also surprisingly good (my Mom's family is from Texas).
     
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    Brown ground beef, bell pepper, onion and a packet of 25ยข ramen noodle seasoning. Toss in the cooked noodles. Add hot sauce fill up a bowl and tv time.
     
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