Wife has a fractured pelvis

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Vyb, Dec 12, 2012.

  1. Vyb

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    Guess I pounded it too hard. :hitit:



    It's always somethin'. :facepalm:
     
  2. GHP

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    What!!??
     
  3. Reggae Mistress

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    Is this similar to a broken hip?
     
  4. GHP

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    Details Jewboy
     
  5. Billy Brown

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    Old people problems.

    Or X-Games people problems.
     
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    same thing
     
  7. GHP

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    Broken pelvis is pretty serious Mister Vyb. What happened?
     
  8. Dream Theater

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    God punished you and your family for calling me gay yesterday...you thought I missed that huh?
     
  9. BrulesRules

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  10. nserafini

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    As long as the vagina isn't broken you should be good to go - I suggest reminding her of this
     
  11. LonghornJ

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    Hell with a broken pelvis he could probably have some fun with it... make it all sideways and and shit like the Chinese.
     
  12. Billy Brown

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    What? There are 12 year olds that participate in the X-Games.
     
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    If anal is an option he can always pretend it's Brules
     
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    Will Vyb will have to wipe her ass when she poops?


    He's not being very forthcoming.
     
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    Time for her to brush up on her BJ skills since we know married women don't get much practice
     
  16. stripes

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    sex might be off the table for awhile after pushing the bitch down the stairs, just sayin.:dontknow:
     
  17. Vyb

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    Oh sorry. I had to get the kid ready for school.

    It's just a hairline fracture, so she's still going to work and shizz...with a walker. :facepalm:
     
  18. Vyb

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    She san still drive n stuff.

    Yeah you know that horse I was so proud of? She fell off. :facepalm:




    You guys thought I really broke it pounding it out didn't ya? :c

    That'd be physically impossible since we don't have sex.
     
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    People her age shouldn't be riding horses (srs)
     
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    You finally got your shiksa wife back for that $25,000 credit card balance. :yes: