Entertainment Wife is now officially an American

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  1. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    Went to the gun shop after the gym together and she slapped down her brand new carry permit and got herself her own personal defense pistol.

    Picked up a little ruger 380 that fits easily in her bag, jacket etc.

    Merika!
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  2. SlipperyVic

    SlipperyVic In Gord We Trust Gold

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    You have little baby hands like lawyer Larry :wub:
     
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    Congrats
     
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    Chalupa Batman Made 10 Trillion, Broked the Sports Book Guy. Gold

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    MURCA , fuck yeah!
     
  6. Quality Control

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    What does she need that for? She's carrying it her jacket, her purse, i'm guessing it'll fit nicely in the waistband of her yoga pants when she's on an sbux run, but like....what does she need that for in day to day life?
     
  7. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    Long and slender hands. Definitely not meaty mitts
     
  8. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Yeah, she must have a really small penis to have to carry a gun!!

    Seriously, STFU. It's none of your business why she needs it. It's her right to have it.
     
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    Nice pistol. Hollow point bullets?
     
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    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    She works in downtown Seattle for Amazon. Some mornings she's downtown very early or she's there very late and has to walk to her car in the dark. Seattle parking lots can be sketch as fuck at night/early am.

    And the rule is "better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it".

    I keep a AK47 with a folding stock in a pelican case under my rear seat in my truck. Why? Why the fuck not!
     
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    To shoot people
     
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  13. Quality Control

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    Sisty, you are doing the most tonight! I'm living for it. Now that I've got your attention, can you tell us about your plastic fish tank full of spiders? Seriously, i'm interested.
     
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    Did you even have to use the AK today?
     
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    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    Nah. Today was a good day
     
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    No, because today was a good day.
     
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    Well, they're actually three 4x4 inch plastic boxes each with one spider.
     
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    Mind if I ask, Where from? How long did it take?

    I know a friend of mine (Canadian) who shocked me with her story of actually how hard and expensive it is
     
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    Shit, seriously? Sounds like a real legit set up you got going on. Good for you.
     
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    Congrats to you and the Mrs. :toptip::salute: