Wife Just Delivered Twins! Ask me anything

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  1. O Face

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    water broke at 5:45 and they did a C section. Twins born at 12:15 and 12:16. :jumpclap::hippie:
     
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    Congrats my friend

    Hope you like cleaning up shit and wiping asses
     
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  3. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Why are you posting?
     
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    Are they really yours???????
     
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    :lo5:
     
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    Congrats man.
     
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  7. O Face

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    they are in NICU and am just kicking it with the wife while she recuperates
     
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  8. O Face

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    legally yes. Biologically no
     
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    Why are they in the nicu?
     
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    thx dude
     
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    premies. Born in 32nd week. Doing great though!
     
  12. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    Congrats O Face!
    :)
     
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    Oh yeah. Theyll be fine
     
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    Congrats! :beer:

    Good job. Glad they're healthy and not retarded. :lo5:

    Blast heavy metal at their cribs so they'll grow up to be mean sons o bitches. :oderus:
     
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    C-section are the best. The lady parts dont get all torn to shreds but they are still super horny so its a win-win.
     
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    who do you think will win this year's edition of the Darts Matchplay?
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Naz took my question. :oops:
     
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    32 weeks sounds about right for twins.They rarely go the full 9
     
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    Aww! Congratulations! :ubaby: :ubaby:
     
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    Get their ears pierced like the Mexicans do