Wife's birthday. Wish I could find a card that expresses how I genuinely feel.

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  1. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I'm not that pleased with her recently. I think if I could find a card that expresses how I genuinely feel, it'd say something like...


    "Of all the wives I've ever had, you're certainly one of them. Happy Birthday."

    -Vyb




    What is one supposed to do in these situations? Ignore true feelings and pretend like everything is great and give them a good birthday? That's the answer, isn't it?
     
  2. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    How about

    OF ALL THE WIVES I'VE HAD, YOU'RE IN THE TOP 10
     
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    Dear <insertwifeyname>,

    Please blow me more.

    Oh yeah, Happy Birthday.

    Love,
    Vyb
     
  4. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    These are good alternatives. :bigthink

    But you gals would be horrified if you received such cards. :jj:

    So what does one do? Fake it? Make it a great day even though they're pissing you off?
     
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    Jackoff into the card and let it dry she'll get the hint
     
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    Honestly, yeah. Even if I was on the same emotional page as you.....Just cuz Im a girl.
     
  7. Bye You!

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    why is she pissing you off?

    is it something little that will blow over?

    Think back on why you married her and how much you love her overall, and then go buy her a card.
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    I'm down with DP on this......even if it's just for the day
     
  9. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Yeah I figured. Meh.

    I'll do it. :facepalm:
     
  10. GHP

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    HAHA fag
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Nah, I think this could be a big deal. It's not like infidelity or anything. But I think it means one of us has to change careers.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I'm bad at being fake, but I'll give it a try. :facepalm:
     
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    "Honey, even though this is our last one together, Happy Birthday just the same" :)
     
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    well, you can't give up your career as a world-famous econometricianologisterite.

    FTR, i'd give up my career in a heartbeat if you pay off the loans! :love:
     
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    :lol:

    i like that:)
     
  16. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I did that for her you know. I got a bachelors, masters and doctorate with no debt. She got a bachelors and masters with MOUNTAINS of debt. :what:
     
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    You prolly never bring that up
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    You wanna know the truth? I don't. Swear on my 'nads. I paid it all off with my first big job about 13 years ago, and while I may have made a big deal of it then, I haven't mentioned it since.
     
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    I'm just fuckin witcha :p

    I happen to know a little about the situation and you know you're my guy ;)
     
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    i'm jealous.

    wtf am I doing wrong with my life that I can't sucker a guy into find a nice man who will do that for me?