Wife's mad at me 'cause I said the neighbors can see her as she's walking around nude

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  1. SUCKIT

    SUCKIT New Member

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    We have a very odd shaped back yard perimeter so a corner of their house is dead center on our back yard and oddly close. We have big windows and the wife goes from room to room buck ass naked getting dressed and undressed practically all day if you asked me. She says there's too many trees and they can't see her. She is completely wrong. So she drives around to the other block behind us to knock on their door to see if they can see her. Man and wife answer the door. It's hot here in Portland today and the wife is wearing a tight once piece black dress with ton's of cleavage - she wears a 34F bra.

    She came back and pronounced that the husband said that there's "no way I can see your windows from my house..." and somehow my wife is comforted by the notion that the man is married so he wouldn't possibly spend any time looking at my wife. My sides still hurt from laughing at her. If I were the neighbor I would be investing in some great telescope. It's only a matter of time before one of you baffoons post pics of her on here. Uhg.
     
  2. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Too many words, not enough pics.

    Try again with pictures.
     
  4. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

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    Pictures please

    TIA

    :cheer:
     
  5. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    No pics?
     
  6. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Why would he need a telescope if they are oddly close?
     
  7. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    ^^^
     
  8. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    pics or GTFO, cunt
     
  9. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    sounds like she is banging the neighbor
     
  10. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    She's just mad because you caught on

    she does this on purpose ya know
     
  11. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    That's too many words for my ADHD. Let's see her tits.
     
  12. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Oh this one?

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  13. JWC

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    This
     
  14. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    That dude played it perfectly! Who cares if he looks, you should be proud......it's your wife that needs some sense of reality.
     
  15. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    sounds like a personal problem to me
     
  16. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    I heard Shiv gained weight.
     
  17. wanker

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    a quiet riot of twisted sister groupie, no doubt
     
  18. SUCKIT

    SUCKIT New Member

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    It's what the fuck I would do! I'd say about 35-40 yards. Seems fucking close to me although it's just in this one corner. I can't stop laughing. She's really mad at me.
     
  19. SUCKIT

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    Yah, no shit although they just moved in so I'll give her points for moving so fast. House was empty forever after some dude died in the house and nobody would buy it even though it's a pretty cool house.
     
  20. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    You got any pictures of her jugs you want to share, dude?