We have a very odd shaped back yard perimeter so a corner of their house is dead center on our back yard and oddly close. We have big windows and the wife goes from room to room buck ass naked getting dressed and undressed practically all day if you asked me. She says there's too many trees and they can't see her. She is completely wrong. So she drives around to the other block behind us to knock on their door to see if they can see her. Man and wife answer the door. It's hot here in Portland today and the wife is wearing a tight once piece black dress with ton's of cleavage - she wears a 34F bra. She came back and pronounced that the husband said that there's "no way I can see your windows from my house..." and somehow my wife is comforted by the notion that the man is married so he wouldn't possibly spend any time looking at my wife. My sides still hurt from laughing at her. If I were the neighbor I would be investing in some great telescope. It's only a matter of time before one of you baffoons post pics of her on here. Uhg.