WTF Wife's on the PMS something fierce

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  1. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! VIP

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    Jesus Christ I'm in fucking hell here. And then tomorrow the "I'm so sorry blah blah blah." Getting old. Fucking cunt.

    Howard related because I'm sure Beth is this way 24x7. Which I guess I should be thankful for, right ladies?

    The things we have fought about today include how I used a knife wrong on a wooden cutting board. She's bitching that I'll dull it. I didn't say anything about SHARPENING IT IF IT'S DULL... No, I just set the knife down and said "fine, you finish it." When all done she admitted she wasn't sure if a wood board would dull it as much as glass.

    I need a drink. Soon... Soon...
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head Darth Taterâ„¢ 2010 OG Gold

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    Put it in her butt then.
     
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    the bible says you shouldn't beat her with a stick thicker than your thumb.
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Damn...sounds like the living hell I went through with my mother in high school. She got her period every 18 days and refused to see a gynecologist to fix that shit
     
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    I got high octane daiquiris working right now. ....hang in there. Get a drink
     
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    oski Yes. That is my picture. Gold

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    :fag
     
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    If it bleeds, we can kill it

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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I'm single and just hanging out with my dog. He is asleep with his head on my foot. Thanks for making me feel good!!

    Edit. Thanks for making me feel even better.
     
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    Shut it bitch....
     
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    Next time she's a complete asshole when you have a knife in your hand ask her if what is easier to stitch, a knife wound with a sharp knife or a dull knife. She'll either laugh or leave you alone.
     
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    Fuck this wives shit

    Let's fuck some Whores
     
  14. captbill

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    A guy I know was dating this woman who I could see was a bitch. Whenever I would start talking with him, she would come over and drag him away. One day I ran into him at a Home Depot store and talked with him for a couple of hours. I remember one question I asked him was about mood swings. He said she had them every month. I then said that he needed to decide if he wanted to live with that the rest of his life.

    There were many other negatives that I pointed out during our conversation. I moved away from that area and didn't see him for about 6 months. (I didn't get invited to the wedding!) The next time I saw him I asked him if he had been married a couple of months. He said it had been 3. I then said, "So, you've been through at least two cycles then." He smiled and started laughing. They were divorced before their one year anniversary.
     
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    PMS is an excuse, there is no reason to be a cunt to your partner, especially one who is in the kitchen cooking. fuck her, dip her tampons in alcohol
     
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    ...and glass dull knives, not wood
     
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    Can you imagine what she'd do to your head? :jj:
     
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    Exactly. And I'm sure she made sure to be super sweet to everyone out in public but thought nothing of letting her temper fly at home with the one person who loves her the most.