Wig and Horseface in today's NYPost.

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  1. ApeFace

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    Howard and Beth Stern Photo: Anthony J. Causi
    Beth Stern is a self-proclaimed “crazy cat lady.”

    The dedicated animal activist and wife of shock jock Howard Stern lent her time Tuesday to help raise money for the North Shore Animal League at BTIG’s Charity Day in New York, but her efforts are far more hands-on than many celebrities.


    “Right now I have 17 cats in my house that I rescued and I’m fostering,” the beauty told Page Six. “[Howard] is always the one who says, ‘Come on and bring them in.’ It’s kitten season so we’re in high gear.”

    The radio host, 62, and his model wife, 43, help needy felines at their homes in New York City and the Hamptons.

    “They’re constantly going in and out,” she explained. “Once they come to our home and they weigh enough and are healthy, I have them spayed and neutered and I personally deliver them to the adopters.”

    “Right now a lot of cats and kittens are on medication so I had to wake up at 4 o’clock this morning to make time,” Beth added. “I had to shower the poop off of me today.”

    Although most of the furry critters live with the Sterns only temporarily, Howard enjoys assigning them names inspired by his favorite foods.

    “Howard names them,” Beth said. “That’s his job. We’ve had Pound Cake, we’ve had Bagel – a lot come when he’s hungry. We’ve had Spaghetti and Cannoli. It depends on what TV show he’s watching or what he wants to have for dinner.”

    Her efforts for animal welfare have been aided in part by Hamptons neighbor and pal Billy Joel, who in May 2014 donated the proceeds from his Madison Square Garden birthday show to help build an $8 million cage-free home for shelter cats and dogs at the North Shore Animal League America on Long Island, which will feature a feline-only area that is expected to be constructed later this year.

    “I think cats have a hard time,” opined Beth. “My husband and I are trying to make cats cool and it’s working.”


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    Their two newest kittens are named "hot water with lemon" and "a portion of almonds."
     
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    Wig vomit is sick and tired of those fckn cats but has to take it. When will he put his foot down?
     
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    ...know more bullshit.
     
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    Was originally $7 million and looks like it's now $8 mill - could be a while before the pussy palace breaks ground, as Stern won't be ponying up the bucks.
     
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    “I think cats have a hard time,” opined Beth. “My husband and I are trying to make cats cool and it’s working.”

    What a perfect way to close the article. :jj:
     
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    “Right now a lot of cats and kittens are on medication so I had to wake up at 4 o’clock this morning to make time,” Beth added. “I had to shower the poop off of me today.”


    -WTF is she doing with those cats that she has shit on her???? Maybe Howard likes the black cat cuckold mixed with some scat?
     
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    “I think cats have a hard time,” opined Beth. “My husband and I are trying to make cats cool and it’s working.”


    What a dummy.
     
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    All jokes aside, Howard should kill this bitch
     
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    Beth added. “I had to shower the poop off of me today.”

    Why, did Howard take a crap on you.
     
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    Is there no one in Stern's inner circle that tells him this PR BS is not working?

    The Emperor in Varvatos Clothes.
     
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    Oh, she wasn't with the cats that day. :shitcoffee:
     
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    :secret:They poop on escorts in the Mid East.

    It's hardly the first shit-shower that Barf has taken!!!

    :giggle:
     
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    They don't live together. No biggie.
     
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    I'm starting to think that Wiggy was bullshitting about being an OCD germaphobe.
    Now he's living with a litter box in the limo and the wife covered in cat shit first thing in the morning ?
    :bsflag:
     
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    Yeah, you know, because without Barf working tirelessly to teach us, nobody would ever find kittens cute and cool. :facepalm:
     
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    Still pretending Howard likes having all those cats around even though last week he admitted he tries to get away from them but Beth won't allow it.
     
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    I saw what you did there
     
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    She wakes up with poop on her because she shit herself while passed out after drinking a big box full of wine.