Wig: "Its natural for children to resent their parents"

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  1. Dilkington

    Dilkington Active Member

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    If its already been posted, sorry. But holy shit, he is delusional, yeah? Not that there isn't some truth to that, but it still struck me as an odd thing for the old queen to say. Emily was in town, went to dinner - but no Horse, correct? Emily = Zazoozazoo, yes?:cheer:
     
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    When their parents are p.o.s
     
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    He meant it is natural for his children to resent their father who was never there for them emotionally.
     
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    Babies are attention whores and marble thieves.
    Howard has successfully kept his 4 daughters from birthing baby thieves that want to steal his money!
    Beth is the only earner.
    The other 3 just want to have sex with everything but a white guy and steal Howards money!
    Please don't make a mockery of this....I'm done Howard...:coffee:
     
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    My Stepmother Is A Cunt
     
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    Something tells me Howard paid off the group of five 12 year old girls to follow him and scream as he and Emily walked to dinner.

    He was trying to impress his oldest daughter who is indeed responsible for #ZooZaZoo.
     
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    Even worse.
    It is a total lie...a made up story.
    Emily now knows her dad is a liar.

    :facepalm:
     
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    He has them spayed
     
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    The Menendez brothers approve of this thread.
     
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    All he said was young girls, he was more than likely referring to his foster cats and was walking the grounds alone with Emily while the cats were making noise
     
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    Does howard bring up her hairy armpits during the father/daughter dinner chatter? Funny thing is that howard probably shaves his armpits while Emily lets it flow.
     
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    Ashley = possibly strung out opiate head who dates Pepito. Emily = Zazoozazoo. What about Deborah? Whats up with her?
     
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    Did Emily need to see Howard in person as a condition to get her allowance check? Too bad Beth couldn't make it, as I'm sure she and Emily share lots of common interests.
     
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    Keep telling yourself that Howard.

    Looks like he spends a large amount of his time at the therapists trying to rationalize why his kids hate his trophy wife and seemingly want nothing to do with them.

    See kids, who says money doesn't by happiness. Spend millions over decades long spans of therapy and you can be brainwashed into believing:


    It's healthy that your wife is never home and always out partying while leaving you alone and depressed. Don't be sad, she's her own person and that is what makes a relationship healthy.

    It's fine that your wife won't blow you, blow jobs are demeaning and you shouldn't like them.

    It's okay that you are weak and dizzy from a lack of nutrient and can't build muscle tone. Those that eat meat are unevloved.

    It's fine that your daughters want nothing to do with you and hate your trophy wife, it's natural for a child to resent the parents.

    Don't worry about how a seemingly large portion of your former fans now hate your show and what you have become. People evolve, they haven't.

    Don't worry about hiring another comedian for a comedy show. People are more interested in skype conversations between you and Robin.

    Don't worry about the fact that Artie was more popular than you on your own show.

    it's no problem that your staff is underpaid. You busted your ass to get where you are, it's healthy and good for them if they do the same and learn to have a work ethic,

    Nevermind the fact that your agent, respected friends, all of your fans, and media savy
    staff members advised you against going on agt. Your wife wants you to and you both enjoy the show. This will only bring you two closer together and will open you to a large swath of new fans.

    Don't worry about disavoing, disowning, and papering over what you did in the past that endeared you to millions and made you the success that you are. You have matured as a performer and as we mature we grow more wise in our ways.

    It's okay that you subject you staff members to scrutiny, harrassment, and stricly enforced rules on what they can do oustide the show to earn a living. Without you they would be starving.

    It's okay that your wife has gone back on every promise she once made to you concerning your relationship. Marriage is a partnership, not a dictatorship.


    You get the gist. Feel free to add more
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Don't worry about adding grey to your hair hat. Everyone believes the story of your grandfather having a head full of jet black hair until he died.
     
  16. Wangold

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    Beth can only have superficial conversations. I wouldn't want her there either if I wanted to catch up with my father.
     
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    You only resent your parents if they're assholes.
     
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    Two recent interviews conducted by Dr Howard included asking guests if they were jealous of their kids......you know because they get an amazing life mooching off their filthy rich wigged parents......:jj:

    In unrelated news.....Ben,Ray,and Ellen slept on the basketball court of the local high school for several days after Sandy. Howard was very busy with a photo shoot. He eventually took them in for a day or two....and whined about it!!!


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  19. pasqua

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    WOW. well done bro. I wish howard could read this. can someone tweet him a link to this post only?
     
  20. mike25

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    i think there are cultures , particularly white/black north Americans, that seem to have more parent issues. what makes howard delusional is that he thinks everyone has some daddy and mommy issue, it is common, but not ubiquitous . there are good parents and there are kids who aren't whiny douche bags who blame everything on their parents.