Wig or not, Howard's hair is ridiculous

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by urbanshocker, May 26, 2012.

  1. urbanshocker

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    [​IMG]

    For all of his obsession over his chin, nose, adam's apple, and general gawkiness, how does he miss the fact that his hair looks ridiculous?

    Its overall shape is getting "rounder", closer to Phil Spector than he realizes [​IMG]

    Perhaps some photoshop savvy types could post a pic(s) of what Howard SHOULD do with his hair as a 60-year old man who still wants to retain a bit of his edginess.
     
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    wow amazing salient point
     
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    Baldness skips a generation
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    the end
     
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    Wiga please.
     
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    "Amazing", no..."salient", yes
     
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    he keeps that hairstyle because there is no way to prove it is a wig since you cant see his scalp or hairline. if he went with a short toupee like travolta it would be obvious. i think he would look better and be much more comfortable though with a normal toupee.
     
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    Wiggy is in too deep. That fuckin' Wig is gonna follow him down to hell. :satanfire:
     
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    you have to love how his hair is blacker than the young black guys...
     
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    i think the fact that you CAN'T see a scalpline is PROOF that it's a wig
     
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    I'm 100% positive it's a wig.
     
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    Please put Howard's hair on Ben.
     
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    Ralph tells Howard that it looks natural, I bet.
     
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    Howard's biggest problem is that he TRIES so hard. Just accept what you look like and be natural, asshole.
     
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    Also the fact that he's made fun of other men who have worn them over the years.
     
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    He's been putting some chick's grey hair in recently, but it's not been getting along with the other girl's black hair.

    :slap: