And if anyone thinks I made his neck longer, here's the original photo. I just dropped his shoulder down on the right side of the photo to make it symmetrical. No wonder he wears those scarves. I should have made him the Madagascar giraffe! Robin could be the hippo! Any takers?
He is very ugly. If he shaved his head he could at least compete with James Carville for best looking skinny bald man over 55. Now, not so much.