Wig talk with Howard Stern: Mystery of unnatural graying of his hair

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by NotMyBro, May 31, 2013.

  1. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

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    Let's play a detective, shall we. Look at these two recent pics.

    Pic #1: Gray hairs spread throughout his head

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    Pic #2: No gray hairs.

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    If you look at these latest pics of Stern, you can notice that he clearly has at least TWO wigs. One wig has some gray hair and other wig is black/dark-brown.

    If you look at 1st pic, you'll notice how he has few gray hairs spread throughout his wig and how these gray hairs seem to be much 'rougher' hairs than his black hairs so they tend to stick out more (as you can clearly see in Pic #1).

    I don't know why but that pattern never made any sense to me. I did some research and it appears that when men get gray hairs, they almost always start at temples! But Howard has no gray hairs on his sides… only on the top of his forehead and top of his head. And gray/white hair clearly MUST be from a different person than black hair since it behaves completely differently from his black hair.

    Then I found this video of how wigs are made and it made PERFECT SENSE! Watch how this master wig maker makes wigs and how he adds highlights (replace pink for gray hair in Howard's case). He spreads these highlights throughout the wig! That's why Howard's wig looks so unnatural.

    [video=youtube;dv5wXwuApK4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv5wXwuApK4[/video]

    I think this solves this "unnatural graying pattern" mystery!

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    :giggle:
     
  2. Dlist

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    Then why is his beard so gray???
    Howard is an asshole.
     
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    When he grows a beard he wears the grey one and when he shaves the jet black one :dontknow:
     
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    Maybe he gets his wigs made at a Build A Bear shop.

    Little grey here and here.. Little part in the middle... Some curls here and here... Aaaand done.
     
  5. Joe Bauers

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    He said he doesn't dye it. so.........
     
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    Of course not… he just swaps the wigs. :jj:
     
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    Did he have to communicate the number of grey hairs needed in his wig?
     
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    Howard almost looks like a male when he doesn't shave...I like the scruffy look for him, it hides the lines and furrows(and the gauntness) and atrocious chin. He's being untruthful when he says he doesn't dye his hair. And how does he get it so curly?
    If it isn't a wig, you can be sure he either perms it or Toni hot rollers it to get the little orphan Annie curls,
    Whatever he does, it isn't working.
     
  9. Rev Bob Levy

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    grey hair on men..well real ones comes in patches it will start on the sides or the front not one here and one their
     
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    "robin, what is he saying??"
     
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    [robin] howard i think he saying its not natural or normal ...[howard] get off of my phone you stupid fuck trying to tell me about my hair ..[robin] well howard they are your fans..[howard] yeah some fans im here 20 hours a month and have to listen to this crap..all of you cancel .
     
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    Correct! His hair is clearly a wig that has gray hairs blended in throughout. In almost all of the pics, he has no or very little gray hair on his temples or top of his head (called crown or vertex).
     
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    Yup, looks like he asked for just a portion.
     
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    so what we found out that THIS IS THE HOWARD VERTEX ha
     
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    Back and to the left!

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    You are a regular Wig Garrison, NMB!

    Keep it up, Bro! You're doing God's work!
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    My grays started on the sides a la Pauly Walnuts and.... they were definitely a different texture than my regular hairs
     
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    I lol everytime I see my name in a twitter. I never used it till Howard attacked the boys over it :jj:
     
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    I love the fact that I can type Vashier in the ROL search engine and your article comes up.
     
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    have any of you gotten gray? :facepalm: