Wiggy and Beef are fat.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jayla, Aug 26, 2014.

  1. Jayla

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    Just think this needs to be said at least once a week. Beef is fatter/bigger than Wiggy now, so she has the most to lose, but Wiggy's still fighting that pudgy midsection.

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    I'm fucking speechless!! Look at his legs!! Blechhh!!! Wish I was that skinny :depressed:
     
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    Howard needs to drink more water and eat less mint leaves.
     
  4. Jayla

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    Beef's legs are quite a bit bigger than Wiggy's. That HAS to be some kind of contract violation, no?
     
  5. Pooh bear

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    No, seriously , that's not normal!!! His legs are matchsticks!
     
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    That pic is about 8 months old (Walter Mitty..... Stern effect.....FLOP)
     
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    This is a
    We joke around but this is a sick, deeply mentally ill man. The absurd finger gloves aren't his "look", they're strategic to eliminate all skin contact when fistbumping (handshakes he no longer does under any circumstances). The weightloss is tied in to his Howard Hughes neurosis as well, the story about "wanting to fit into a suit for AGT" is just a smokescreen. Everything about him is symptomatic.

    The problem with having too much money is you're surrounded by yes-men and nobody will dare tell you to get medicated or institutionalized. And Beeth is such a fucking moron she either doesn't realize how serious it is or is in total denial or doesn't care (or all three). And his therapist is obviously only telling him what he wants to hear.

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    you wish you looked like a swiffer mop with aids? rethink that sweet tits.
     
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    Ok, I'm channeling Monsoon here...

    STOP PISSING ON MY PARADE with serious commentary! I want to make fun of these 2 fatasses. :p
     
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    Her feet are bigger, why wouldn't her legs be bigger also? :dontknow:
     
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    ✔ bent knee
    ✔ wonky eyes
    ✔ gigantic 'the joker' smile and gigantic choppers
    ✔ expensive handbag
    ✔ fake "I love my husband" pose


    ✔ Slender-Man look
    ✔ military uniform like clothes with long sleeves worn in the middle of summer
    ✔ gay scarf
    ✔ makeup by a mortician
    ✔ wig full of oil
    ✔ white beard
    ✔ aviator sunglasses worn after sundown

    What did I miss? :dontknow:
     
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    I tend to agree with Anfkid, Pooh ( Sometimes I really wish we all could use our REAL names on here ). We make fun of Beef's ill-proportioned body - toothpick arms, beefy legs, but the truth is, her legs are NORMAL. Wiggy's legs are just skeletal and it's not hot. I'm sure your legs are NORMAL and just fine.
     
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    I don't know, the moose has some chubby arms
     
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    :hug:
     
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    As long as the Amex black card continues to be accepted whenever she wants to go out and buy some ridiculous fucking Chanel branded Wonder Woman bracelets, I'm sure she couldn't give less of a shit.
     
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    She has some Snausages for legs.
     
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    You misunderstand. I didn't mean they aren't mockworthy. I love that we're witnessing the slow motion meltdown of that scumbag, and at Dawgs I've got a front row seat.
     
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    The germ-repelling finger gloves. How did you miss those, NMB?

    When pressed about them, he says they're part of his "look", but in his mind he's repeating "Shoo shoo retarded germs!"
     
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    someone seriously needs to point this out to Wiggy.

    He will think she is fat, not that he is standing on pool sticks. guaranteed.
     
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    That is fucking hilarious.

    He is dressed like a Charles Dickens character.