It's weird, but every time I see a photo of either Emily or Ashley, I could always "see" the stank on them - that stale odor of somebody who doesn't make showering and washing their hair a priority. That had me thinking (I have way too much time on my hands): What do you think Wiggy and the crew smell like, just by looking at them and knowing a little about their lifestyle? Here's my impression: Howard - He pretends to be very hygiene-conscious, but there is a stale look about him, no matter how many times he showers, kind of like crackers, but in his case, matzoh. I'm sure he purchases high-end cosmetics that are unscented, but the problem is that it's his "off" natural smell that comes through. Plus, how hygienically clean can someone who allows a cat's ass to park on his pillow, smell? You don't just magically wash that scent away. Robin: Chemicals - That sulfur scent of many older black folk who use black cosmetics and hair care products. That combined with the smell of fake hair that is overly sprayed and treated, but only washed periodically. Throw in the scent of newspapers to the mix and you have Robin. Fred: That cheesy, stale scent of an old lady. His skeevy-looking and smelling gray hairs could probably be found all over his desk throughout the studio. Beth: From afar she probably smells like she's wearing some high-end perfume from Saks or Nordstroms, but as you get closer she'll have that musky scent of a ferret or ferret owner.....a person who spends way too much time photographing herself holding animals. She also probably gives off a final bass note of kitty litter and cat urine. Sal: Easily looks like one of the cleaner, fresher smelling of the entire group. Probably showers before and after work. But, he probably splashes on some Axe and smells like a teen looking to get fucked. Gary: For all his faults, you have to admit that Ta Ta Toothy does look like he's well kept and probably doesn't carry any offensive scent. Probably only smells like bath soap, shampoo and deodorant. Like Sal, he's very clean, but unlike Sal, is too mature to drown himself in Axe. Richard: An onion-y body odor of someone who's missed a shower or two. His clothes probably give off a dank, musty smell, as if he wore them straight from the hamper. Ronnie: I'm not sure what Mumbo smells like, but Ronnie looks like he smells like the wannabe guido that he is. I'm talking about a 50 year old guido with one too many chains, who throws on a half bottle of cologne that you could smell from a block away. JD - Like Chinese food and body odor.