Wiggy and the gang - what do you think they smell like?

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  1. John Sterling

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    It's weird, but every time I see a photo of either Emily or Ashley, I could always "see" the stank on them - that stale odor of somebody who doesn't make showering and washing their hair a priority.

    That had me thinking (I have way too much time on my hands): What do you think Wiggy and the crew smell like, just by looking at them and knowing a little about their lifestyle?

    Here's my impression:

    Howard - He pretends to be very hygiene-conscious, but there is a stale look about him, no matter how many times he showers, kind of like crackers, but in his case, matzoh. I'm sure he purchases high-end cosmetics that are unscented, but the problem is that it's his "off" natural smell that comes through. Plus, how hygienically clean can someone who allows a cat's ass to park on his pillow, smell? You don't just magically wash that scent away.

    Robin: Chemicals - That sulfur scent of many older black folk who use black cosmetics and hair care products. That combined with the smell of fake hair that is overly sprayed and treated, but only washed periodically. Throw in the scent of newspapers to the mix and you have Robin.

    Fred: That cheesy, stale scent of an old lady. His skeevy-looking and smelling gray hairs could probably be found all over his desk throughout the studio.

    Beth: From afar she probably smells like she's wearing some high-end perfume from Saks or Nordstroms, but as you get closer she'll have that musky scent of a ferret or ferret owner.....a person who spends way too much time photographing herself holding animals. She also probably gives off a final bass note of kitty litter and cat urine.

    Sal: Easily looks like one of the cleaner, fresher smelling of the entire group. Probably showers before and after work. But, he probably splashes on some Axe and smells like a teen looking to get fucked.

    Gary: For all his faults, you have to admit that Ta Ta Toothy does look like he's well kept and probably doesn't carry any offensive scent. Probably only smells like bath soap, shampoo and deodorant. Like Sal, he's very clean, but unlike Sal, is too mature to drown himself in Axe.

    Richard: An onion-y body odor of someone who's missed a shower or two. His clothes probably give off a dank, musty smell, as if he wore them straight from the hamper.

    Ronnie: I'm not sure what Mumbo smells like, but Ronnie looks like he smells like the wannabe guido that he is. I'm talking about a 50 year old guido with one too many chains, who throws on a half bottle of cologne that you could smell from a block away.

    JD - Like Chinese food and body odor.
     
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    The hair piece is a dead ringer!:giggle:
     
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    Howard smells like stale mint leaves and hot water.
     
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    As ceelo said. They smell like Jews.
     
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    Fred smells great. Like fresh coffee and soap.
    I didn't get close enough to smell Howard.
    I held my breath when I was close to Bababooey.
    Sal smells great. Very clean.
    Ronnie smells like Mambo.
     
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    Howard smells like money.

    Beth stinks of failure.
     
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    Where did you meet them? And did Bababooey smell bad or were you just afraid to find out?
     
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    sal smelled nice when I met him. he's such a cutie
     
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    Howard - beautiful soup
    Robin - coffee
    Fred - old spice
    Benji - onions and garlic
    Gary - bananas
     
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    I was on the show once a few years ago.
    I have smelled Bababooey several times since then and I honestly can't remember if he stunk.
    Then again, i was probably holding my breath. :)
     
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    Just as Richard was taking a pic of Artie and me, one of the worst smells I have ever smelled wafted over us. Artie thought it might have been me or Big Foot that smelled like that, but it was Richard. Artie described it on the WUS as something like, 'blood and puke and jizz and cigarettes rolled up in a hotel carpet' (Artie was much more amusing and descriptive).

    Holy shit, that smell put us all to the test...
     
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    Classic sound effect for smelly things at end of vid. Robins pussy has got to be fishy.
     
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    I think you were way too kind to Robin. She is so obese with all those rolls of fat. I've never even been near someone that fat, but can only imagine how impossible it is to clean yourself well. She must stink to high heaven.
     
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    Would you date sal?
     
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    :lol: Way too kind.
     
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    Robin smells smells like cat shit.
     
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    JD: like sour milk
    Howard: gifilte fish
    Richard: possum
    Robin: grape soda pop
    Booey: thrown feces
    Beth: smells like fear and desperation
    Bigfoot; an open sewer
    Sal: like a normal person
     
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    The fact you can go through life and not get near fat people is amazing! Vegas must be the land of skinny people, there is always a fat person at the grocery store that I pass in the isle and some do smell.
     
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