Entertainment Wiggy, gay or afflicted with neurotic penis envy?

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  1. Jayla

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    Why can't it be both? :bigcry:
     
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    All of the above.
     
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    Jayla and I were discussing this in another thread. She says gay. I say straight with penis obsession. If we were to debate she'd throttle me as I can't really tell you why I think he's straight.
     
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    The two aren't mutually exclusive.
     
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    Beer can thick
     
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    Can this be made into a poll?
     
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    anal




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    :clap: Jayla making a thread!
    I don't think Howard is gay.... Def has to do with his mother tho for sure...... She put too much on him in his childhood.
     
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    I wonder about that. I tend to think it was too much babying and telling him he was the best boy ever, coupled with unrealistic expectations. Still don't know what that has to do with him mentioning cawk all the time.
     
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    Considering she has saved many floundering threads I would expect many responses be given to this one. Even if you don't wanna think about Howard, gay, and penis! You owe Jayla.
     
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    @Jayla, what are you doing?

    This thread is like crack to me. Where to start?

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  14. Jayla

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    Yes. YOU ALL OWE JAYLA. :killit:
     
  15. Jayla

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    I thought you'd like this. :)
     
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    I can buy into that penis envy thing. I think it may lead him to ask Ralph, "See if you can fit in my ass".
     
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    Straight, fucking neurotic as shit, and making up the penis shit for schtick. Incompatible to form relationships. Sexual issues, yes, but he's too neurotic to be with a dude.
     
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    Gay. Post the pick of Ralph and him on the plane together. Case closed.
     
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    Thanks for the reps @Jayla :ghp:
     
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    Love you, Jayla. I do.

    But my mind is on hyperdrive because...so much of Wigdick we can suss out. But the gay thing. I can't quite articulate it, but something doesn't add up. He is obsessed with cock, but that might be as simple as intense envy because his schmeckel is itty-bitty, and combine that with all of the symbolism of the cock, it could be schmeckel envy at a ridiculous magnitude.

    But then there's that pic of Wig gazing lovingly at Ralphiecakes. That pic has Wig more expressive than ANY pic with Beefy. So there's that.

    fuck it. It's BOFE.

    :haha:
     
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