Wiggy interested in "adult conversations"

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  1. mape

    mape Well-Known Member

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    Just started listening to the 9AM replay and already have to bail. Fucktard Wiggy says at parties he likes to engage in "adult conversations".
    I would like to talk to you as an adult but.....YOU LOOK LIKE AN OLD JEWISH LADY DRESSED IN THIRTEEN YEAR OLD BOYS CLOTHES AND YOUR WIFE IS A RETARDED STAR FUCKING WHORE!!!:coffee:
     
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    Phillipmcd Active Member

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    Howard likes having adult conversations with his daughter, until she starts speaking Spanish and he gets turned on.
     
  3. mape

    mape Well-Known Member

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    Or if it consists of...cock size, how much money you make, do you resent your parents, are you a vegan. You know all the important stuff that normal adults like to talk about.
     
  4. Wesmantooth

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    as opposed to what? I mean wtf does that even mean? elevated high brow topics? yea just what I want to when I am out serious discussions no fuckign around allowed :facepalm:
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Adult conversations sounds like bullshit old creeps that crash high school house parties say.

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    The joy of sitting around with friends joking and busting balls escapes poor Howie.

    He has mentioned something similar before, obviously beefus isn't all that engaging.
     
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    What a stupid comment Howard made. Shouldn't that just be a given?
     
  8. Wesmantooth

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    I am sorry. Did someone say adult conversations? oh yay I love conversations ask me anything :jj:

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    Translation - The thrill of sex with my shiksa trophy blonde has worn off....and now I realize we are from different generations, and she is intellectually my inferior, She bores me and I crave intelligent discourse with a peer.
     
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    Well you know that Howard isn't having any adult conversations with Beth.
     
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    To do so one must have true friends that they feel comfortable enough around to give them a gentle ribbing knowing that they will not take it personally.

    One must also be able to laugh at one's self.

    Niether of these statements apply to howard
     
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    The subtle shots at beth...he fires them off once in a while.
     
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    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    "Adult Conversations" is Wiggy speak for B, C, and D List celebrities kissing his ass all night.
     
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    after fckn 30 don't u automatically have adult convo's? amazing that at 60 he's starting to understand adult life.
     
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    Yeah. Talking about kittens and puppies and handbags....
     
  16. mape

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    So true!
     
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    Sounds like the shrink planted a new seed yesterday.
     
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    bingo
     
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    He is socially inept, and never comfortable in an adult situation....he sat at dinner the other night with "actor friends" and was asking "gee, how do you remember all those lines????" as if this is some new idea that actors don't DO THIS FOR A LIVING.....this is what I guess he feels is adult conversation. He's an akward introverted geek married to a girl with the IQ of a fetus, he can't possibly imagine going to someones home and actually having fun playing a game. Most people who have spent a lifetime in analysis have the same problem everything in their lives needs to be about talking out some bullshit, not having fun....
     
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    ... and scrapbooking