Wiggy is worried he will catch fire during AGT pyrotechnics today

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Are wigs more likely to catch fire than real human hair?


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    He's such a veal.
     
  3. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    I may watch just in hopes of his wig catching fire! :ral: Then again, I will just wait until someone posts it on YT.
     
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    Fly to a lake...problem solved.
     
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    That would be the perfect cover to get rid of the wig. It catches fire, Howard claims he's bald now, plus he is ALWAYS looking for sympathy from his few fans.
     
  6. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Got this from MarksFriggin since its 4:30 pm in NY and Howard's website hasnt been updated for todays show...

    Howard took a call from a guy and said he has a lot to do today. He said it's going to be the longest day in his life. He said he has to do AGT tonight and he was hoping to get there at 7. He said they want him there for 2 o'clock. Howard said they want to shoot him out of the stage with pyrotechnics. He said he really doesn't want to do that. He said it's like the Michael Jackson thing and he really doesn't want to do that. Howard said he went looking for his agent last night but he wasn't able to track him down.
     
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    :pray:Please baby jesus...let that wig go up in flames!!
     
  8. BethSucks

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    I'm surprised Buchwald isn't instantly available to him.
     
  9. itpdude

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    His assistant probably got him a new phone and he can't figure out how to work the darn thing!
     
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    he....is.......SO.......BRAVE!
     
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    His lawyers are working on the law suit, just in case.
     
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    he put so much damn lacquer on that thing! :mad:
     
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    I think it's jizz:secret:
     
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    I'd pay extra to see his head on fire!
     
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    The boats on fire!!!
     
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    Nick cannon says: America's judge what did you think of this dangerous act?

    Howard: [​IMG]
     
  18. Mike

    Mike 'Merica Gold

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    so funny how nervous he was about this :jj:

    I bet he doesn't participate. dude is not a team player
     
  19. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Let's start a collection. $10,000 might get one of the whack packers who attend the AGT shows to snatch the wig. Settle this once and for all. High Pitch is big enough to rip through any weave.
     
  20. Spazzmatazz

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    There's nothing to pyrotechnics!

    With his money, he could hire Great White's guy. I'd watch...