Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by SwingOnThis, Jun 13, 2012.
No, you just need to not have the body and hips of a 48 year old woman.
You're saying the Beefus can't fit in her jeans either?
Or you could just buy a belt, fag.
i bet a good pair of mom jeans would look spiffy on him.
Howwigs jeans don't fit right because he is anorexic.
when howard walks on stage he shows his saggy ass...
it looks haarable..and the asshole always finds an excuse to walk on stage..
This might be a sign of Robin's recovery because she got in a good one today. Howard's been complaining that with all the diet/exercising he's been doing, he's still not losing weight. He went out to eat last night and ordered grilled fish and a vegetable.
Robin: "You're eating like a model but you don't look like a model."
Hey boy! You look mighty cute in them jeans....
He's not doing coke like a model or vomitting up every meal like a model though.
Plus he's got shitty genetics. That's his real issue.
Depends on what you mean by "shitty", I suppose. Both parents are old, slim, and healthy with all their marbles. (Yes, mental marbles you saloon goofuses.)
I mean the kind of genetics that cause a man to have child bearing hips and a pelican head