Wiggy: You have to be a model for jeans to fit right

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by SwingOnThis, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. SwingOnThis

    SwingOnThis Active Member

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    No, you just need to not have the body and hips of a 48 year old woman.
     
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    You're saying the Beefus can't fit in her jeans either?
     
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    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    Or you could just buy a belt, fag.
     
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    i bet a good pair of mom jeans would look spiffy on him.
     
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    Howwigs jeans don't fit right because he is anorexic.
     
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    when howard walks on stage he shows his saggy ass...
    it looks haarable..and the asshole always finds an excuse to walk on stage..
     
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    This might be a sign of Robin's recovery because she got in a good one today. Howard's been complaining that with all the diet/exercising he's been doing, he's still not losing weight. He went out to eat last night and ordered grilled fish and a vegetable.

    Robin: "You're eating like a model but you don't look like a model."
     
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    Hey boy! You look mighty cute in them jeans....


    [video=youtube;JJJPCBrVGLQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJJPCBrVGLQ[/video]

    :D
     
  10. SwingOnThis

    SwingOnThis Active Member

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    He's not doing coke like a model or vomitting up every meal like a model though.

    Plus he's got shitty genetics. That's his real issue.
     
  11. Peau de Soie

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    Depends on what you mean by "shitty", I suppose. Both parents are old, slim, and healthy with all their marbles. (Yes, mental marbles you saloon goofuses.)
     
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    I mean the kind of genetics that cause a man to have child bearing hips and a pelican head