Wigward in Dawgshed Southampton w/ Mariah Carey/Nick Cannon TMZoo Za Zoo

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  1. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    I thought I'd answer Captain Janks CNN correspondence very sensitive and misguided tired Howard missile cause on the Bay Area (why can't it be the Haaaaammmmmptons???) earthquakes with nice big pop-culture/current-event "Zoo Za Zoo". This is on the Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon separation airing on channel 5's FOX syndicated TMZ show in NY/LI/Conn.

    I got slightly more real estate on TMZ than people usually get posing as a music industry insider as well as complimenting Harvey Levin's early role on the Sopranos as a talk show host. They even clip it while I'm talking after editing.

    I tried to jam in as much Dawgshed-Wigward drops (listen closely for a Mockingbird Lane) as possible. I'm brimming they only cut out me saying "Put Mariah on a Zoo Za Zuicide watch just like that GLITTER debacle."

    ENJOY, I personally like how this one turned out after the plotting involved.

     
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    ARM Well-Known Member

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    I think I come on around 2:30, but I had to leave Nick & Mariah gossip context in front of it.
     
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    Harvey is calling Howard a diva. It fits so perfectly. :jj:
     
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    That's exactly what I got out of it. It's like Mariah IS Wigward.
     
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    Glad to see Wigward's made it onto TMZ! :bounce: I actually heard this when it originally aired (a few days ago?)--I thought it was you,
    but I wasn't in the room for the very beginning of your call.....but then I heard a "wig" reference, and "zoo za zoo." NICE!

    Keep complimenting Harvey if you call again.....he really seems to like that! (instead of some of the insults he usually gets!)
     
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    Good chit ARM! Hit it out of the park... Zoo Za Zoo, Wig and narcissist that can't stand any negativity! :jj: :beer:
     
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    That shit is hilarious, Arm!! :za::za::za::za:
     
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    We speak ARM's name!
     
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    Brilliant! How do you do it!
     
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    Kudos.........
     
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    That's great! What market are you in? I think they run it at all different times all over the country.
     
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    ARM Well-Known Member

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    Thank you BABs! The best part is that's they're using the term "gag order" in regards to Mariah muffling Nick. And we all know how much the master of the gag order Wigward actually is.
     
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    Thank you DC, I don't know why I don't use that ZZZ smiley more often????
     
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    Appreciate it kool!
     
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    I don't wanna bore anybody with this minutia but TMZ's modus operandi is waaaayy different than other shows. You call them and a producer peppers YOU with topics, and you choose one. Then they TAPE the show and call YOU back exactly when the topics comes up. It doesn't actually air the same day.

    The producer shouts at you on the phone and says "GO GO GO" instead of like Harvey Levin saying "Wigward in Dawgshed Southampton".
     
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    Arm is a genius!
     
  20. ARM

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    Right back at you sir! What we all do in a 2014 HSS without this place for daily therapy???
     
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