Will anyone at your Thanksgiving act like Paulie from Rocky?

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Drunken hysterics?

    Throwing the turkey out the window?

    Making someone cry?

    :munch:
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    You made me feel like I'm nothin'!

    You're busted!

    AAAASAASSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Best scene in the movie.
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    humping his robotic sex doll.....
     
  5. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Schmoopy's a pothead now. He's too drowsy and giggly to lose his temper.
     
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  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I bet there are guys here who hang their coats on the wall with big knives.
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    We're all secretly women.
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Very angry drunk single women who like other women whose genitals smell faintly of pee?
     
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    There's a fetish for everyone.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Don't I know it.
     
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    friends do because they wanna DO
     
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    Well I don't know about the turkey tossing, but odds are 1 and 3 are happening at my house today.
     
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    Ya hang around the house like a freakin' spider
     
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    I also plan on pimping out my autistic sister to my retarded best friend who is a boxer.
     
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    Tell me when his next retard boxing night is.
     
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    Take her to da zooooooooo!
     
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    God Im so hard right now