Will anyone here be seeing 50 Shades of Grey?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Mrs Shiv wants me to take her to see it when it comes out. I have no clue what it's about. I do know that i was getting laid a lot when she was reading the books
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Only when Dave logs on
     
  3. JOHN DENVER

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    No. I'm Straight
     
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    Maybe when it reaches HBO.
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    :scratch:
     
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    I kek'd.
     
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    Mommie porn, mostly. I will not attend.
     
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    If it gets me laid I'll see anything.
     
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    Exactly. Mrs. G hasn't been sexed up since the betamax failed.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Daveindiego's hair is 50 shades of gray. I chuckled.
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    I tried reading that book.

    It sucked so bad. I felt like punching the author for wasting my time
     
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    Yesterday, I listened to the 12-4-03 Stern Show. The show staff had a karaoke contest and the music was performed by Staind, who was in to promote their new album, "14 Shades of Grey". That made me realize that this 50 Shades of Gray nonsense isn't even original.
     
  14. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    :barf:
     
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    Fuck that bullshit, all of my friends are currently reading that pile of shit

    Fuck them, they can all burn in hell!
     
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  19. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Just from what I read, there was so much wrong with it..

    But for me, the main problem is that the Anastasia character comes across as a bit shy at times, and the author seems to think shyness = submissiveness. Those are two total seperate traits..
     
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    Exactly. Shits horrible.