Stern Show Will Artie

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Snort, Dec 29, 2015.

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Will Artie appear on THSS?

  1. Yes

    6 vote(s)
    3.7%
  2. No.

    91 vote(s)
    56.5%
  3. Yeah.

    1 vote(s)
    0.6%
  4. Nope.

    45 vote(s)
    28.0%
  5. Maybe.

    5 vote(s)
    3.1%
  6. Wgaf!

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  7. Wgas

    2 vote(s)
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  8. Wgafs

    7 vote(s)
    4.3%
  9. Artie won't survive the new contract.

    34 vote(s)
    21.1%
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  1. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    Appear on THSS before the new contract expires? Five more years. Long time.... if that Artie/Apatow thing really happens and is a hit.... who knows?

    Whataya think?
     
  2. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    No. He's trying though - he's been sucking up like crazy lately, even comparing Howard to Bob Dylan recently :jj:
     
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  3. potroast

    potroast Well-Known Member

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    Errr, what?

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    kggtty Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No way.
     
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    kggtty Well-Known Member Banned User

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    it would be amazing if SOMEHOW it DID happen

    and during the interview artie starts nodding off
     
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  6. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    Artie retweeted my post. He's sentimental for THSS.

     
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    Howard will not in any way want him on the show, but if Artie somehow gets involved with someone Howard wants to star fuck and they insist on Artie coming on the show, then it might happen. But it will be a very short, cold and controlled appearance. Artie will be treated like any other schmuck another celebrity drags on the show. He will not be treated like a long lost friend.

    Artie: "I've missed you, Howard. This is great being back."

    Howard "Well, Artie, you've said it all."
     
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    It would be like having lunch with an ex that has spent years obsessed with you and never gets over it...

    that month he spent making fun of stern then sucking up to him a second later was enough to think Howard has a point not having him back on....way too unstable.
     
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    artie is just something on howard's shoe at this point...
     
  10. EmilysBush

    EmilysBush It's not a merkin.

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    I hope Howard has the balls to put Artie on, but seeing the way the show has gone for the last 4 years I highly doubt it. If Arthur came back that would be a highly entertaining show, and I just don't think Howard can possibly produce another entertaining bit in the next five years. Not to mention I don't think he's man enough to look Arthur in the face and tell him why he couldn't be there for him and such a time of need. I hope art survives another 5 yrs but idk, he looks pretty rough. Artie is the man.
     
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    Never. He will die before the contract is up.
     
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    He might die before the contract starts.
     
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    if Artie's new show does well with award nominations or/and gets fantastic reviews, Howard will probably have Artie on.
    Also , how the Stern show has a influence to Hollywood...knowing if it wasn't for the show, Apatow would have not cared about Artie, like Amy Schurmer.

    And if the show doesn't do well then Howard wont have Artie on. Howard only cares when one gets famous like Louise CK.
    But I hope Arties show does amazing like Louis, also to make Stern jealous

    Which brings me to another topic, if Stern doesn't want to have certain guests or comedians on the show, then that hurts the shows influence on Hollywood. Image if Howard never had Amy Schumer, or Mr Skin.....Howard is one stupid idiot
     
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    Artie put knives in his tummy cuz he was sad. Don't be sad Artie.

    :sad:
     
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    Alison Stern will be on the show before Artie.
     
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    If he became best buds with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, he'd be on. But being friends with Bob Levy, I don't think so.
     
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    I'm thinking Brelcream will make a come back before Artie is on the show. Artie seems to be doing fine on his own fuck the Show.
     
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    the G-man Well-Known Member

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    Brylcreme sorta already did come back during the Mad Men fad
     
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    Does the word never mean anything to you?
     
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    Marci controls Howard and it's so funny to seeing her 30 year old female taste basically transform the show into glorified E! news broadcast.