Will Beff Throw J.D. a Handie in the Limo?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Divorce Chicken, Sep 30, 2013.

  1. Divorce Chicken

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    On the way to the premiere?
     
  2. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    She doesn't even do that for Howard, so I would say no.
     
  3. knu3421

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    Yas!
     
  4. BethSucks

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    He better know his place:

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  5. Divorce Chicken

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    It might be a good way to pull the no-fault divorce train out of the station.
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    That depends. Does he have $50,000 with him? Or a very nice purse?
     
  7. Tinman

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    Probably a stupid question, but will there be a camera crew?:dontknow:
     
  8. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    oh stop it! JD is a fat gross asian pig, he knows he has not a shot in hell...if anything he'll be a nervous sweaty wreck...Beth is just taking pity on him...she might not even let him out of the car on the red carpet, but rather on the side where the drivers hang out...
     
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    You're right. That was a stupid question.
     
  10. Divorce Chicken

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    It's just not in the budget Robin.
     
  11. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Wait. Are you saying this isn't a real date?!?!?
     
  12. Tommy

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    JD will have to ride up front with the driver, then crawl through the divider opening a block from the red carpet.
     
  13. Tinman

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    :duhme:
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    No. Beth said girls don't like oral. However Beth is afraid that J.D. will find out that she waddles around in the tuck position, her penis ready to pop through her clenched legs at any point.
     
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    If JD was an Arab with money, yes










    Allegedly
     
  16. Divorce Chicken

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    If J.D. had balls, it would go down like this...
    [video=youtube;Ky7ic1Ro9yw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky7ic1Ro9yw[/video]
     
  17. Brokenbad

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    I hope TMZ asks her if she knows how to spell JD.
     
  18. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    JD had better not act like this in the car or the NSAL Calendar Queen will push him out of HER ride.

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  19. chuk

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    I assume that is not sexual assault because he is not ugly.
     
  20. Kool

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    JD might see some panty or cleave if she dresses like a slut....some females like to tease in those situations.