Will Ben Stern live to see 2016?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Sep 9, 2015.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Old Ben now 93 has not been heard from in a long time. ...

    He has had a good run maybe it's time for him to stop using the same air I breath..

    Big fan, big fan.
     
  2. Divorce Chicken

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    I sure hope so!
     
  3. Pigsaw

    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

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    I'm willing to bet that both of Howard's parents outlive him.:fil:
     
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    NiggalissCage Well-Known Member

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    "It's not fun, it's not funny"
     
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    Seems to be very ,very hard after you hit 90
     
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  6. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Told you not to be stupid you moron
     
  7. TheMercenary

    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    The man is a legend. First one to hate that pantywaist son of his and the moron he married.

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    Credit: @dawg
     
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    Howard is jealous that his marriages did not last as long as his parents....
     
  9. Honkey Donkey

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    Ben always seemed like a good hard working dude . I was thinking of this the other day . I was wondering if the Wig would leave radio before Ben checked out. I would like to hear him on the show one more time before then .
     
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  10. Ta Ta Toothy

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    Howard's therapist certainly hopes they both croak soon. Then Howard will book him 7 days a week.
     
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    Yes, it is.
     
  12. BethSucks

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    He's staying alive to keep his gay son in the closet.
     
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    My crystal ball says he's going to choke to death on a sardine on August 3, 2016. The traffic here at dawgshed will be record breaking. @eliasbboy will be the first to come up with a photoshopped depiction in a an animated gif format.
     
  14. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    He's going strong thanks to his diet.
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    He's been retired longer than some people here have been alive. He did something right.
     
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    The real question is - Will Beth break her foot the day of his funeral?
     
  17. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    well duh..
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    for the record the last time i did this was for Eric the Midget and I was spot on
     
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  19. MilkyDischarge

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    I hope he lives on. I have nothing against him.
    Selfishly, I am curious what Howard would do. Would he take a day off, which he has torn the asses off of others when they've done the same?
     
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    Would love to know how much day-to day care Ellen gives her parents....Wiggy writes checks for their upkeep ....maybe...
     
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