Will Beth convince the wig to come out of the closet?

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  1. Notfunorfunny

    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    While they have plenty of marbles these two attention whores are sorely lacking the attention they crave. Pls see Beth's endless pathetic attn grabs
    I could see her getting Howie to come out of his 10 mil closet / mangoo HQ.
    I could see Beth giving Howie a pep talk like look at Caitlyn Jenner getting a TV show. Since you love man spray ands Ralph's sphincter what a perfect time. You know you are less than A man cuckold anyway.
     
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    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm sure it's already been discussed.

    He'll wait until Ben & Rae kick the bucket.

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    Ohhhhhhh, I bet Beth already has someone lined up to create a Coloring Book about her life with the Queen.
     
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    If Beth knew for sure that Wiggy was gay, she would already be divorced and counting her millions in one of her mansions.
     
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    Howard claims to know a lot of transexuals and knows the intimate details of at least one of them. I think Beth may have a secret of his... ummm.... her own.
     
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    I still can't decide whether she was hired to play a role, or just duped him.
     
  8. The Jackie chair

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    Beefus has more to gain staying with the QOAM she /he gets TV deals and invited to Hamptons parties, this will all go away if mooose tries to cash in.
     
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    Well, it depends on the prenup. It might be more advantageous to her lifestyle to play Howard's beard. They seem to have separate lives during the week (even though Howard claims they are never apart even when he is living in the city while she is in the Hamptons). If she is truly his beard, she might be able to have things going on the side as long as she keeps it on the down low.

    Howard most likely had an iron clad prenup and she probably won't get much in a divorce unless she hits certain milestones. And of course, any settlement would be required for her not to say a word about their private lives.
     
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    True but if Howard is gay that prenup is going right out the window.
     
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    Howard and whorsey have material things but there is no love.....both two sad individuals...
     
  12. BethSucks

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    The fact that Bruce Jenner put on a pair of panties and some make-up and is cashing in on it must be killing Howard, if those pesky parents weren't around he could be living his dream and taking in more marbles.
     
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    I don't know about that. I am sure Howard would have language protecting him. He had all the leverage in the prenup. I wouldn't be surprised if Beth has a fidelity clause while he doesn't and stuff like that. If Howard is gay and knew that could be an issue in the marriage, he would make sure he protected himself in a prenup.

    And if Beth married him knowing he was gay before the marriage, then she went into the marriage knowing the deal and she cannot claim the marriage was based on deception which would be her way to attack the prenup.

    And even if she didn't know he was gay before hand, he can claim he didn't come to terms with his homosexuality until after the marriage and that wouldn't void the prenup unless he violated a fidelity clause.
     
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    The pre-nup isn't worth whatever media it's stored on. Lawyers would be lined up around the block with all manner of pre-nup busting techniques. The thought of a public battle about his finances would get Howard writing checks faster than he puts people to sleep with his interviews.
     
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    When he discovered how much this freak Bruce Jenner stands to make from this fukakta Frankenstein transformation, the change over suddenly became easier for him. It won't be long now, gang, mark my words.
     
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    Yeah, where the hell did that comment come from? How would Howard personally know about transsexuals?!
     
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    This is spot on . I think it's just a matter of what guys he is gonna blow on his sex tape.
     
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    Remember that Howard is a habitual and compulsive liar. Everything he says has to be taken with a grain of salt. Just assume that it's all bullshit. When he says. "I know somebody..." or "I have this friend..." It's just him making a point. He doesn't know anyone. It's all a lie.
     
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    My whole life was a lie, Robin.
     
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    Of course the I have transsexual friends is his "I can make fun of Caitlyn Jenner because I have transsexuals friends" excuse just like it was ok for him to make fun of black people because because he has a black cohost.
     
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