Will Beth get her own Saturday morning animal rescue show?

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    It seems to be trending. :grad:
     
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    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    Would DVR.
    Intensely enjoyed Mom Caves w/Her Beefness for the unintentional gaffes & laffs.
    Was she fired from that series or did she jump?
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Why work just sit back and let the old man support ya. Girl earns her $$$$$$$$$ just waking up next to grandpa.
     
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    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    Yes, it's going to be a modern remake of a children's classic with a twist.

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    The current working title is "My Friend Shiksa".
     
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    I hope she tries to rescue a Stingray.
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  6. kicksave7

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    Wasn't renewed...shocker.
     
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    Jack Hanna might be clueless enough to mistake her for an actual horse.
     
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    That waste of horse flesh has been the death of god only knows how many TV series and promising careers.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Well some one her bios do say she is one of the leading experts on animal care in the United States.
     
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    If Beth gets a kids TV show, she can show the kids how to take selfies with kittens.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    She could pull a fire cart like they did in the 1800's

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    And she went to what Vetinary medical school?
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    None. She went to the school of gold digging. Now she's an socialite animal expert. :snicker:
     
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  15. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    "Hook Nose & Man Hands", a cartoon show where the Plastic Pair roam the Hamptons looking for good PR opportunities with injured animals.
     
  16. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    SR:

    From Mulligan Spew:

    "Speaking of shitty celebrities, let’s get back to Beth O, because her influence has definitely driven the final nail through Stern’s penis and removed any last shred of his manhood and dignity. She is put simply, Anna Nicole Smith without the trailer park. It’s painfully obvious that she is nothing more than a soulless money-siphoning machine and terminal fame junkie. If Stern was a bus driver instead of one of the biggest forces in the entertainment industry who happens to be worth half a billion dollars, she would have never crow-barred her way into our beloved Sterniverse to poison our king with her treacherous golden vagina. The mystifying power of the Shiksa has claimed yet another innocent Jewish male.

    Remember all the initial talk of how Beth—who was in the midst of a failing showbiz career during her miraculous love connection with an elderly scarecrow—“didn’t even want to be famous”? Right. Now after a book, a TV show, dozens of TV talk show appearances, and hundreds of irritating and pointless sightings on every red carpet premiere under the sun you can tell this is a girl who clearly shrinks from the spotlight. She’s a regular Emily Dickinson.

    Her TV show “Mom Caves” was one of the most staggering and disgusting examples of hypocrisy ever witnessed. A forty year-old childless woman explaining to actual moms what they need to do. And then when she’s done they can explain to her how to be a vapid, gold-digging airhead. The show was pretty educational though because I had always thought a “mom cave” was what the baby was shot out of.

    Of course, this barren-wombed dog worshipper’s vast personal experience comes from owning not one, but two “mom caves” of her own. One of these cave-like dwellings by the way is two-stories tall and located in the Hamptons. You know, like most working moms. Well good thing she clearly must have bought and paid for those ridiculous monstrosities herself. She probably saved up her babysitting money."


    http://mulligansspew.com/the-decline-and-fall-of-howard-stern/
     
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    I would not be surprised...but it will go the way of Mom Caves, Spoiled Rotten Pets...etc.