Will Beth have Yoda put down today to sell more books?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    So Howard 'rushed' the news because Yoda got sick today...

    Good for Wiggy.. its not like his wife can take time off of work to care for a PURE bread cat
    with a fake heart condition, nor does he have house staff or multiple drivers that can do this for him..

    I just wonder if they are going to kill that stupid cat and then try to sell the world a sob story
    to move more books..

    we shall see
     
  2. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

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    get ready for dozens of pics of sad Beth dressed in black staring at a framed photo of her poor dead cat she's had for six months
     
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    They will have to rewrite the book, though. Or maybe they're already getting a new Yoda lookalike, just in case this one kicks the bucket.
     
  4. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    I told you all on day 1 of the book announcement that this would be dedicated to Yoda posthumously.

    "Our dear departed Yoda.....blah blah blah"

    That cat is dying one way or the other before the release. It can go down the easy way, or the hard way.
     
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    That poor cat....munchausen by proxy
     
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    looking forward to the 7oda tattoo.....
     
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    Dunce-hausen by proxy
     
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    Onehourphoto Maverick Gold

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    You know what to do, you KNOW what to do
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Ok, another drink spit out post. :giggle: You're so funny sometimes, Xavier.

    Oh yes. They will kill him.
     
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    The last kitten will leave, and he will die of a broken heart!!!! WAAAAAAAAH!!!!
    13.jpg
     
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    that long snot picture kills me every time.....
     
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    Has Howard ever rushed the show for when one of his daughters were sick?
     
  13. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Hell no
     
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    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    This is a rhetorical question right?
     
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    ...he rushed thru the news because a cat was sick? he really has become a cunt. he probably bleeds every 28 days.
     
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    Will Beth stuff Yoda like Roy Rogers did with Trigger?
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Remember when Stern was edgy and an anti establishment hero? What a fucking faggot he has become. The people who think he is better than ever love to gargle a giant set of hairy balls in their throat.
     
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    Beth has a cock like Trigger.
     
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    And in the background a life size picture of herself.
     
  20. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i didnt listen, anybody have a clip of this yoda emergency and wiggy being the concerned parent? his retard must have been having a munch housen meltdown