Will Bianca be freeze dried

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    There was an article in the paper and now a show on Animal Planet about pet owners that freeze dry their pets when they die. They then put them on display at their home. This is different than regular taxidermy because the pet looks exactly like it did when it was alive. Howard can mount Bianca on a pillow so he can look at her everyday when he is lying on the bed with Beth. Watch the Inside Edition video at the bottom of the linked page.


    http://www.pet-animalpreservation.com/
     
  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Will Stern address this?
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Bianca will arrive in a box surrounded by packing peanuts.
     
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    They're going to freezer her head and put it on a tuna can next to Ted Williams.
     
  5. GRATEFUL DEAD

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    Cold......................
     
  6. CFStern

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    They will be heading to South Korea to clone her, see TLC's I Cloned My Pet
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  7. RH Goatcabin

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    Is Bianca about to die?
     
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    She will be placed in Beth's empty womb for safe-keeping.
     
  9. GaryPuppet

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    Bianca is about to become the worlds most expensive ice cube...
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    She's got to be pretty close. 10 years old is is usual life expectancy for a bulldog but since Howard can afford the best Veterinary care he might get another year or two out of her. I can see them cremating Bianca and then turning her ashes into a diamond and put in a necklace for the horse to wear.
     
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    They'll defrost Bianca every year for attendance at P. Diddy's White Party.
     
  12. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    lmfao
     
  15. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    No. First, Bianca will get stem cell therapy in the hope of prolonging her life. $3500 or more.

    Then before she passes samples of her DNA will be sent to Korea where they will attempt to clone her several times. Assuming one succeeds, her clone will be introduced as a rare purebreed Bulldog "rescue" and will join them. $20,000-$50,000.

    Her remains will be cremated and will be enshrined in a dog house shaped mausoleum. $500,000.


     
  16. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    Well, they look to have plenty of room in the backyard of Chimneyville. I'm sure they can get the help to dig a hole to plant the dog.

    Shit, is it still legal to bury your dog in the backyard up in NY anymore?

    I remember once in my neighborhood when the trash folks picked up a neighbors can. Blood spilled out of the can and into the street, cops were called, etc.

    Someone shot their dog instead of putting it down at the vet and used a regular kitchen bag to contain the body.
     
  17. darthnilus

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    No Just like he did with artie, he'll get rid of the "problem" and act like it never happened
     
  18. Black Sabbath

    Black Sabbath Nothing to prove

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    Yes Now its time to follow my husband around the country!