Will Gary book Dave Chapelle?

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  1. jaybrook07

    jaybrook07 Active Member

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    he did letterman and is an old friend of the show:c
     
  2. sinicalypse

    sinicalypse Active Member

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    hell no.... there's no way dave comes on to have the wigcologist sit there and psychoanalyze his decision to walk away from all those marbles with comedy central. howard would probably have to wipe the fog off of his glasses as he listens to someone explain how they could walk away from 50mil out of principle alone.
     
  3. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Who knows, but if he does, you can bet the "interview" will go something like - " What's withhh this Africa thstuff??? (lisp) I mean I don't get it. You voluntarily gave up MONEY?? ( times 20, whatever Dave's response is, it won't be sufficient, and Wiggy will keep re-asking the marbles question til Dave wants to throw a rock at his Wig) And then, " You know, do you think, in a sense, that everyone you've ever known is jealous of you? You must hate your parents. I'd be soooo angry if those were my parents." Dave:"why?", Wiggy: " Well, in a sense, they must have made you unhappy and that's why you walked away from all those marbles. Now you don't have the marbles and it's all their fault. Hey, how big is your cock? Does that wife of yours ever buttfuck you with a strap-on? Oh, she's doesn't? Why would I ask such a thing? What does that have to do with what we're discussing? Well, err...um, I've just heard some men who do crazy things like walk away from marbles and attention like HAWT...i mean GROSS sex acts. Are you sure you don't hate your parents??"
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    He has a better chance of playing solitaire instead of booking him.
     
  5. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    No, DC is a loose cannon and liable to speak his mind...:coffee:
     
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    Only if he brings Joan Rivers...
     
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    jaybrook07 Active Member

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    sad, I want to hear Dave back on the show. but you guys are right, he wouldn't let up on the money questions
     
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    No… he'll book David Arquette and Jonah Hill instead. :facepalm:
     
  9. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    "Bobo your on the air"...

    "Hey Howard. I heard Dave Chapelle was around but I think you should have Beth on. That's what the fans want. She's an angel."
     
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    Hell no. Dave is in full 'fuck it' mode and wont hesitate a second to tell the emperor he is not wearing clothes.
     
  11. EmperorsNewCaps

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    Remember in 2006 during his limited comeback tour, Dave called the back to say he was around the corner and could he swing by?

    "Ugh, I got a friggin' meeting after the show and it's already 10:05. Tell him to reschedule, Gar."

    "But Howard, he's got a flight to catch later this afternoon."

    "Have him call-in next week."

    Then a week later he's bitching that Dave gave two-hours to John Lipton but gave his "old friends" the shaft.
     
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    Started off strong


    But fizzled about 3/4 of the way it

    B+
     
  13. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Chapelle used to be so good on the show. I like when he would come on with Artie back in 02.
     
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    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Why would A star like chappelle waste his time with Howard stern?
     
  15. Stern68

    Stern68 mult Banned User

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    Yeah, why would anyone want to go on the #1 radio show. In America, a show that gets daily press in newspapers and TV. :facepalm:
     
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    In what way or form is the howard stern show the #1 radio show in America?
     
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    Stern68 mult Banned User

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    It's far and away the most influential show on radio and instead of people listening for free, 8-10 million people PAY to hear it, that's what advertisers want people with disposable income.
     
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    HotGary222 Active Member Banned User

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    How much of Howard do you chug down in the village?
     
  19. Mantis

    Mantis Well-Known Member

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    What metric do you use to measure influence? The last I heard he was advertising the squatty potty, that is not coca cola ad money.
     
  20. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    "He doesn't seem relevant with our audience at this time"