Will Howard accept this gracious offer?

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  1. Chimney Portions

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    Looks like Howard's kind of joint.

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    hahaaa my god can you imagine

    "you want what? sauce on the side of what?"
     
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    Howard would have to buy the whole place out for 3 hours. 2 Hours to sterilize the germs, 30 minutes to prep security.

    That leaves a whole 27 minutes for dinner, minus the 3 minutes for him to sanitize post halibut and enter the limo.
     
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    He's a man of the people.
     
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    #1. Howard does not eat at white trash places

    #2. Howard would not be able to keep his food down watching Yawn feed the midget.
     
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    i think howie, beth, etm, yawn, debra, and debra's friend will have a fine dining experience
     
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    Eric's a two foot tall crippled midget and his favorite restaurant is a shrimp place. You can't write this shit.
     
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    doesn't eric have shrimp for fingers?
     
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    I'll have the Lynch fingers scampi with your finest white wine, thank you.
     
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    i totally spaced out reading eric's post up there.

    i just re-read it because i had no idea what you guys were talking about. OMG he is nuts. where to begin in listing all the reasons why that won't happen...
     
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    I love Eric for that reason, but honestly, if he was normal size, he'd be downright scary. I'm convinced that his social retardation isn't entirely due to his handicap. If he was a full size man, he'd be just as delusional and angry, but he'd have the ability to dig holes and fill them with all the women who wouldn't give him the time of day. :hide:
     
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    :c LOL
     
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    He's got nothing else. He needs this to hang onto. If not for the constant poking and prodding by Howard, Eric's day would be mostly shitting in his wheelchair and watching Judge Judy. With all that time on his hands you're right, he might become a craigslist killer.
     
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    Imagine if you will, Howard and the Amazing One sitting across the table, watching the fidget trying to handle eating utensils.
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    :whistle:





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    How much fun would it be to watch him try to eat with chopsticks?