Will Howard attend his parent's funeral if he's in the Hamptons when they die?

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  1. Scarfo

    Scarfo New Member Banned User

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    Would he go? Or, would Beth twist her ankle again?
     
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    He would go. But Beth wouldn't go because his 3 Faggot kids all carry switchblades in there crusty knickers in order to shank her on site . . . :coffee:
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Let's just hope they have the good sense not to die in the city during the summer.
     
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    he'll go, because he'll pay to have it moved to the hamptons. then complain about how "of course, i should be the one to pay for the funeral. i don't see anyone else doing it."

    he really is a major asshole. i'm listening to 2009 now (countdown to art-pocalypse) and he brings up every chance he gets that he paid to have his parents' house remodeled. "my sister says mom and dad need some updates on her their house. so here i am paying to have their house redone. of course it has to be me paying for it". no shit, shylock. no one else in the family has a billion dollars. his family members must want to throw up any time they need him for something.
     
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    :dance:
     
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    He really is a scumbag. It will generate at least one week of bereavment leave accomponied by a crowbar'd 'best of ben/rae' week.

    Tapes team probably has it all cue'd up on howards order.

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    I think that's all an act. Howard has Ellen in his retirement fund. Why would his sister be entitled to retirement benefits when she never worked for him?
     
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    If information on the funeral leaks, I'm going and heckling.

    My zoozazoos will block out the sun.
     
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    No way, Emily will be there to sing it live :c
     
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    He'll definitely go. And his bullshit about having to pay for stuff when the whole world knows how loaded he is was a tired act in the '90s, much less today.
     
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    Jews don't waist time over funerals its in the ground to start the rest of the traditions. Howard as a sign of respect should not shave or get his hair cut for 30 days after he puts his parents in the ground. He also shouldn't take a bath for 7 days... I doubt any of this will go on.
     
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    Heaven help Gary if for some reason he can't attend.....
     
  15. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Let's assume that Sirius pays Howie $70 million per year, total.

    He gives away 50% of that to taxes and his agent. So he keeps $35mm per year.

    He works 120 shows per year. Each show is 4 hours long. So he works roughly 500 hours per year.

    Howard Stern nets out $175,000 per hour. Per hour worked.

    And I'm ignoring AGT money, huge bonus money, and anything he makes from all of his side marbleage.


    So I'm guessing that Howie had to work for 30 minutes or so to pay for a major upgrade to his parent's house. Wah! I had to work for 30 minutes to help my parents enormously! Wah!
     
  16. Tinman

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    Even better, according to the last contract his agent fees are paid directly from Sirius and not from the marble pile.
     
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    Poor Allison will show up, if only to offer her condolences and have to endure that child her ex-husband dumped her for. :facepalm:
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Oops. It appears I cannot perform math today.

    Howie ONLY nets out $70,000 per hour. So he had to work closer to an hour to pay for those upgrades.
     
  19. Beths Arab

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    Alot depends on the number of celebs/parties in the Hamptons at the time and if the funeral will have a red carpet for Beth.
     
  20. Mr Vengeance

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    One thing for certain, on the day of the death of one of Howie's parents, Beffy will tweet a pic of herself with one of those fucking cats.