Will Howard be a grandfather before he leaves radio?

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  1. FCCstandards

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    I heard a shuffle show yesterday from 1988, he was talking about his kid's, so Emily and Debra have to be nearing their 30's. I know Emily is a filthy Jewish hippee. But Debra has a boyfriend I believe. Sweet Ashley's in college so anything could happen.
     
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    Then we get to hear a grandfather asking Hugh Jackman how big his cock is
     
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    Debra has a brown boyfriend. I'm sure he'll be happy about that. LOL
     
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    He'll have a 30-something daughter soon.

    Emily Beth Stern: Born May 7, 1983

    Debra Jennifer Stern: May 9, 1986

    Ashley Jade Stern: January 24, 1993
     
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    Evil white babies are attention whores and marble thieves!

    If they are born don't tell Robin.
    She will chew their face off and put them through a wood chipper!
    die white babies die!
    :lol:
     
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    Whoa Bobo. :hide:
     
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    Gran Pa Wiggy. :wigtip:
     
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    not ever biologically but there is an outside chance that he lets it adopt. Just so he can get it to stfu. Still I would say its no better than 1/10 they buy one
     
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    :secret: Grandfather
     
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    sorry i am a lil slow today
     
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    he had each daughter sign a contract at birth that they will not have children until he has left radio.

    you know his fear of being called a grandfather out weights any excitement over grandchildren. in fact, i'm sure he hopes his kids don't breed. between his ego being hit with being called grandfather, he also, as always, has marbles on the mind. he knows it's just gonna cost him more $$, time and effort that he has to give to other people. if any of his girls got pregnant, he'd probably give a "one free abortion" certificate as a gift.
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    The best thing is that Beth would (by technicality) be considered a grandmother. :jj:
     
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    Hopefully the divorce comes first.
     
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    :p
     
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    I see Howard staying on radio one way or another long after this Sirius contract ends. It won't be a 4 hour morning show per say, but rather some kind of once a week/month 1 hr interview special taking place sometime later in the day.

    That or Howard will continue to do shitty primetime network reality shows in a bid to say relevant.

    Either way Stern will finish his career commiting one last flip flop- staying in the game far too long and far past his prime.

    So yes, Howard will be a grandfather on radio
     
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    His daughters are Faggots. Thus no . . .:coffee:
     
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    can a woman's tongue get you pregnant?