Will Howard Be Buying These?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Divorce Chicken, Oct 3, 2014.

  1. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    Any 1 banging the Kardashians. Might wanna try it.
     
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    I doubt that an apparatus as such would do any good. Taking a giant leap and assuming that he does occasionally sleep in the same zip code as the amaaaaaaazing one, there's still little chance that any latex that isn't fortified with something military-grade would have much effect on any Abu Dhabi strains.
     
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    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    Howard uses these Ultra Magnums...

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    He will wait until they send him some and claim he is doing a free commercial.
     
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    Seriously, if any man wore that the woman would be out of the bedroom in two seconds flat.
     
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    Beth's former "special friend" says two thumbs up!!!!!

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    Are you kidding? As soon as they pay him a shiny nickel, he'll be like "What is this Fred- Squatty Potty?"

    Fred "No- Scroguard"

    Howard "Scroguard!!! Greatest thing ever! I use it with my Barbie doll cumrag wife- Yesh!!!"
     
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    She's looking more like Ken than Barbie these days.



    Which may help to explain Wiggy's recent fascination with scarves.

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    Wow, I'm all sexed up just THINKING about how hot that look is!!
     
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    As Maury would say You sir are not the Daddy.:oderus:Thanks to this body cast.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? VIP Gold

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    Holyshit! Could you imagine the look on the womans face when she yanks your pants off and youre wearing latex underwear with your dick sticking out of a hole?!?!:cwl:
     
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    Geez, that a real dick stiffener:chair: