Will Howard be photographing his best friend Jimmy and his bride at the wedding?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    After all Howard's teacher said he one of the greatest photographers ever.
    He has even shot Beth for the cover of Whirl magazine.

    Certainly Howard would want to capture his best friends happiest day digitally so the memory can last on forever, right?
     
  2. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    Beats spending marbles to buy them a gift.
     
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    I thought it was pronounced "fertagrafie?" Is photo-chop of skinnyfat and wrinkles mentioned in the article? Wife's whole asshole tweets so he can get less flacid thinking about hard men?

    Colon Road is a gay men's monthly journal, no?
     
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    Jimmy would probably say "thanks but no thanks" but tell him the wedding is 'in his honor' to keep wiggy from crying for the next year.
     
  5. Uncle Larry

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    The pics would live on forever at the photoshop disasters website. Instead of a photo shoot, Howard could make a donation in Jimmy's name to help fund Bianca's Furry Friends at the NSAL.
     
  6. GaryPuppet

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    Photo by Howard
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Not if Jimmy has the common sense given to a goat...

    Howard would try that. :facepalm:
     
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    Is Howard and Beff even invited to Jimmy's edding?
     
  10. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Jimmy doesn't even want Howard and Beth at his wedding. They keep up a fake friendship for business reasons. Jimmy's wife can't stand Beth, I'm sure.
     
  11. Bethstampon

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    Horsey: "Heehaw! You look amaaazing!, gufaw gufaw!...is you wearing the blue panties I sent you?"

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  12. GaryPuppet

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    Yes they are invited and they are attending.
    Howard was bitching about having to pick out 2 "outfits". One for the bbq and one for the wedding.
    Said he was too fat. Is Varvatos linen pants dont fit. And how he hates to friggin travel.
    But he will do this for Jimmy because he is such a good friend.

    Asshole.
     
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    when is this extravaganza???? will it be interfering with howard's summer plans?

    isn't it funny that howard will fly out to california on a summer weekend but couldn't give up a few hours last summer to be at richard's wedding?
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Howard is such an asshole.
     
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    He'll be too busy trying to keep his drunken simpleton of a wife from blowing every half baked celebrity in the place.
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    When they go out for the wedding, can someone please call in an anonymous tip that there is coke on their private jet?
     
  17. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Next week or the week after.