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Will Howard & Beth be drunk dialing tonight, tomorrow or NYE?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Dec 24, 2012.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet VIP Extreme Gold

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    And if you got the chance to get a call from them, what would you say?


    I'd say, "hey, why arent you calling your kids instead of perfect strangers?
    Oh wait, yeah, I forgot. They are strangers to you and Beffy too!" :cheer:
     
  2. tHISisKiSSeL

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    did you pay beth's rate for your dates before she was promoted to girlfriend or did she comp you hoping for a bigger payout later?
     
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    They're both so desperate for attention they'll do anything to get their names mentioned in the media. If they do it I'm sure there will be a press release issued by their publicist.
     
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    does beth hate your daughters as much as they hate her? who hates who more?


    did you at least take care to not infect alison, the mother of your children, with hookergerms while you were cheating?

    how many cocks have you sucked? each of you.
     
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    Howard gets "high" on a glass of wine, their publicist should press release "high dialing" for more impact.
     
  6. Herc

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    He'll roll out Beth's Red Capet. Which she keeps in the Limo's trunk at all times to various Hampton's Estates. And surprise them with an impromptu Beth photoshoot with their family . . . :facepalm:
     
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    Howard will probably open up his most expensive wine, pour a glass for both himself and Beth, and sprinkle some of Bianca's ashes in it before drinking