Will Howard Bring Out The Horrible Brackets Bit Again?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Mar 15, 2015.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    NCAA Tournament time is sure to bring out this tired bit again, used as a way to make passive aggresive shots at people and bore his audience. Maybe biggest cock brackets this year.

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    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    Well now that you gave him the reminder he will :coffee:
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    maybe a sponsored bracket bit.
    winner fingers the losers ass?
     
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    benjy has written this down and will upload it to lotus notes later today.
     
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    Classic comedy like the bracket bit never gets old - maybe he'll mix it in after another impression of Ben Stern ordering in a restaurant.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Was this the bit with the chicken?
     
  7. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Howard invented the ISIS bit before SNL.....but couldn't play it due to the fact he was off for 12 days.
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    the 92.3 Krock website used to do this.
     
  9. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    Why don't you put together a Dawgshed bracket?
     
  10. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    "The brackets bit was great, Gar. Beth won in my hottest chick bracket and your bracket too. Howard excluded Beth from his bracket which was understandable. This bit gets better every year and I guess that's just the magic of Howard."

    "Yeah, no, listen. Beth winning in the brackets of every staff member is, you know... it's a predictable outcome because she is the hottest woman in the world. But when JD had Beth vs. Katy Perry in the Finals, Howard was able to ratchet up the suspense and give the listeners the feeling that Katy could pull off the upset. Same with Jason's bracket when it was Beth vs. Margot Robbie. With any other broadcaster the audience is going to know that Beth wins in a landslide. But Howard was able to get that doubt to creep in. You gotta feel a little bad that these women were all playing for second place but it was a great bit overall and it is what it is."
     
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    Howard never figures out that things are lame and unfunny until several years after his audience. Look how long he stuck with those pathetic monologue jokes nobody believed he was thinking up by himself.
     
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    BBK Bracket? :dontknow:



    Best Breed of Kitten


    wait, what were you thinking?! :giggle:
     
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    BBC (big black cock) bracket
     
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    Robin, the guys on Kentucky have the biggest wangs, they will surely win the Superhoops championship
     
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    In Howards biggest cock bracket...who gets the number 1 seeds? I wonder if he has a committee who helps him seed dem cocks.